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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Funny story.
The animal that's harder to tame then a lvl 140 t-rex.
I was taming a horse there was 3 of them. But it laged when the feed button came so got thrown of. Then the second try a alpha raptor comes after me from no where and eat me. Try number 3. I get kicked of because of lag again and i get knocked out and Raptors eat me. Then 4th time im on the horse it despawn. A nice guy that im in alliance with me help me fi d another one. A lvl 5. Took forever to tane it. Laging and snakes and the horse disappear but finally after 1 and half hour of trying to tane 1 horse i get a lvl 5. I got 7 horses now. Only 1 was easy to tame. The rest not so much xD
Game: Tame an Equus
Level 20 me: Sure
Game: Marks position somewhere very far
Me: Oh ok
Also me: Goes over there
Some rex fighting a unicorn (I think): Exists
Me: Oh god, what's that?
Me: Realises its a rex
Also me: AH GOD CARBO, DIPLODUCUS, DILO, PARASAUR, DEAL WITH IT!!!
The Rex: Wipes out most of them
Me: Kills the rex
Also me: REVENGE!!!
Some huge scorpion thing: lmfao no
I have tried to tame this two times. First time it's just running and running 'til it comes to the water. It starts swimming and is swimming pretty far away. When i comes to it it's dead.
In the second time it runs into Drago's cove where THREE rexes had spawned. The second equus dies as well. Why is every equus just looking for suicide?!
I was riding my griffin when I saw this thing for the first time so naturally with my glidersuit how to train you dragon style I jumped of of my griffin who's name was buckbeak landed next to the equal pulled out some berry's when all of a sudden my griffin attacks it causing the eques to run of the cliff fall into a swamp and get eaten by a pack of kapros morel of the story don't have a dino around when you tame a eques and make sure you lead it away from cliffs