Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2024-12-07T05:52:04+00:00

Noobs last words he bucked me

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2020-08-21T04:15:54+00:00

I just found a female! 😁 I need a weird blue grey male with red-ish stripes and a chocolate chip cookie female , the baby had rose gold stripes and a weird yellow-brown base coloration and grey fuzz around his ankles he looks so weird 🤣 Tysm For Reading! ❤️

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-20T05:24:33+00:00

Me and my cousin were looking for one on Scorched Earth and we for one. I had got some carrots and was ready. We had been searching for about an hour. Well out of no were a pack of Saber kitties came through. Rip my wolfy and horse 😭

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2018-09-03T01:01:05+00:00

I thought I saw a horse in the distance on a hill but upon closer inspection I noticed a horn on top of it’s head it couldn’t be I thought to myself I looked through my telescope and saw it running a magical unicorn. The rest of my days on ark I rode the beast crapping out rainbows.

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2023-03-04T23:44:31+00:00

It would rather run towards the direction to my base with a pack of wild allos than be tamed by me

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-16T20:02:06+00:00

All variants of equus are very hard to tame and i am not joking

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-08T11:33:00+00:00

Why horsey run away fwom me😢😢😢🥺???

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-06-19T04:21:44+00:00

I got one with the mission and it ran into my spike wall then I got a second one and my otter pack slaughtered it now I’m looking for a other one but can’t find it up if you have the same problem

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2024-09-16T19:56:51+00:00

Wow quick and easy taming I should tame it bro the Equus ran into the water and pharanas killed it

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-03-16T13:34:48+00:00

*ah Ah ahh* MY LITTLE PONY, I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE, MY LITTLE PONY

~some stupid brony

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-06T12:35:25+00:00

Gonna take my horse to the old town road gonna rideeeee till I can’t no more

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2020-12-25T05:29:30+00:00

I just tamed one that is level 121. It took three tries and something like 120 rock carrots but I got him.

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2019-04-03T22:35:08+00:00

It’s funny I hear all these tips about it being rare as a unicorn I spawned in and the first thing I dawn and tamed was that and even better it was the first easy spawn when I was messing around (ps. I usually do hard or medium)

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2018-12-27T21:39:04+00:00

I’m gonna play ark and try to tame one ☝️

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2017-07-12T16:32:37+00:00

The comments on these are as good as reddits. Why deal with all those trolls when you guys will knock me out and take me stuff?

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2020-10-28T01:03:07+00:00

I kept making my Equus buck in her pasture and I got dismounted and She got knocked out XD ( I’m on Mobile btw )

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2020-10-06T09:20:36+00:00

Uh I can’t even tame one -_- sooooo good luck with getting enough carrots XD

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-09-26T21:32:17+00:00

No saddle needed.

Sorry guys I had to type that massive hole into my thing bc it said "A helpful too should use a few more words" an I'm like , but well help yourself to this cliff dodo-dex

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2020-07-29T06:38:54+00:00

COUGH THEY DIDNT ADD COUGH THE NOCTIS COUGH BUT THEY ADD THE UNICORN COUGH

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2022-06-12T06:33:42+00:00

The most annoying thing on this planet