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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Equus on the ground
Equus nowhere to be found
I grab my agry
And fly high
With watchful eyes in the sky
Oh look!
A pretty Equus
But oh no
Whats this?
A pack of Allos
With hunger in their eyes
‘That Equus look divine’
With loud Munching sounds
The poor little equus fell to the ground
No more sounds of equus neighs
So i will look another day
My equus called Carrot Cake is having a REALLY bad day xD I just tamed him today , I made him a pretty saddle and rode him everywhere. I am on mobile , so there's the best glitch known to man. My equus has died 3 times today lol but the glitch is that on mobile it only saves every 10-15 mins. Every time he died I left the game before it saved , now he is zombie equus x3 lol. I took my argy and picked him up an flew him to redwoods , I made him a little tree platform base with metal walls and covered with spikes at the bottom for any glitchy dilo that trys to spit on him from super far down lol...Here's a little poem...
First was a theri!
Yikes so scary!
Second was a spino!
That had me cryn - o!
Third was 4 birds! (Terror Birds)
I've run out of words!
Don't Worry! Carrot Cake Is Safe!
I led a couple of creatures into battle, my stead was a unicorn, 3 dragons flew above, there was a fourth one but it looked exactly like the lightning one so I ignored it, there was a griffin and a rock monster too, we drove in and we destroyed our opponent, the horrible prehistoric creatures of this world, mythical creature reign supreme.
Me and my argy: yooo look strike! A lvl 22 Equus better than that lvl 2....
(Cutely gets off air strike to tame it)
Okay so it should take 8 carrots c:
(Around 5 ark days later)
Me: C-Carrot number 32..
(You tamed lvl 22 equss)
(Lvl 22 Equus died to lvl 30 allo)
Me: (literally quits)