I led a couple of creatures into battle, my stead was a unicorn, 3 dragons flew above, there was a fourth one but it looked exactly like the lightning one so I ignored it, there was a griffin and a rock monster too, we drove in and we destroyed our opponent, the horrible prehistoric creatures of this world, mythical creature reign supreme.

If you try to whoop his behind, he’ll pull an uno reverse card.

The unicorn lost its horn

We need a skin with barding so when I dawn my flak armor, shield and sword, I can truly feel like a knight.

Zebra horse...hmmm. Ze-Bra? Hor-se HMMMM...Zorse...

A Zorse is a horse half zebra that exists today..

EQUUS STILL LIVES?

Sea biscuit is so fast he ran back in time and got his but whooped by this meat bag

IM GONNA TAKE MY ZONKY TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD IM GONNA RIDE TILL I CANT NO MORE

I have tamed things like carnos and megalodons without breaking a sweat but all this thing has caused me is pain

Me: Is that an equus?

Wild rex: The end is neigh!

They would rather run into and get killed by a spino than be tamed by me. -_-

Dude, the foals’ neigh sounds so fricken cute!!!!!! I love it! Thank You ARK!!

I searched for one for 6 weeks, I spend the night at my grandmas house with my 2 cousins. I bring my Xbox with me, I said “hey wanna play my xbox? He did and found and killed the unicorn?😭😥

Updoot every tip that says updoot!and you will have a great day!*the rex outside your base is nothing but a tame now.you got this!(use a lot of meat...)

One time I was taming an equus and at 78% it ran straight for a pack of deinonychus and ran into a rock got killed I jumped and hid in a bush 40 seconds later got up ran away and right when I stopped deinonychus running behind me knocked me off a cliff and had lo health left I took a lystrosaurs egg and didn’t see it coming got killed by a lystro 😂

Just all these dinos and monsters then just a horse in the middle of it all!?

Why does this not go in swamps?

Eques: this is our swamp

Me: Our swamp? This is my swamp!

Sarco: NO TALKING DONKEYS ALOUD!

Idk why but my equus name is lazy eqqus somehow

Me: The horse to turn it into a unicorn just take a chainsaw to the real unicorn cut of its horn and tape it on to the horses head

You: You can just tame the unicorn

Me: Just up it if you want a Uniiiiicorn (U-NE-EEE-Corn)

Me and my argy: yooo look strike! A lvl 22 Equus better than that lvl 2....

(Cutely gets off air strike to tame it)

Okay so it should take 8 carrots c:

(Around 5 ark days later)

Me: C-Carrot number 32..

(You tamed lvl 22 equss)

(Lvl 22 Equus died to lvl 30 allo)

Me: (literally quits)

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