Me: Defeating a Dunkleosteus can’t be so hard??

Dunkleosteus: *jaws theme*

Me: oh no

Dunkleosteus: DANADANADANADANA

Me: AH

Dunkleosteus: *chomp* yayyy

Moral of the story: Don’t go up against a lvl 54 Dunkleosteus when you’re only lvl 23 and all you have is a stone pick. They are not just fish.

From far away

I am no scare

But get too close

You must beware

I have stronk bite

I am the dunk

My speed is slow

My body chonk

I gather metal ore with ease

I cruise among the salty seas

But get too close and I will bite

My name is dunk, and I’m a fright

-dunkleo song!- pls like for more songs

A rare condition for basketball players :( tragic really

Careful the police might pull you over for speeding.

I’ve just done the stupidest thing...

I tamed an X-Dunkle on Genesis for undersea mining. After taming it (which was way too hard) I took it for a spin at the bottom of the sea. I got like 10k stone an metal, as well as Biotoxin, ammonite bile, oil, and black pearls. I saw a low level Tuso so I decided to fight it. When I killed it, I was blinded by the ink, so I couldn’t see where I was going. I accidentally dismounted, and my dunkle got attacked by eels. By instinct, I put my dunkle in a soul ball (modded thing,) hopped on my basilo, and swam out of there as fast as I could. Unfortunately, I left the dunkles inventory at the bottom of the sea...

Rip 10000 FREAKING METAL GODDAMMIT! 🆙 if you think I am an idiot. Sorry this was long.

Need a bottle opener under the sea? Then this is the fish for yoy

Careful he is the fastest swimmer in-game an ichy with 1000% speed can't outrun it

What a cutie... said no one ever.

It’s the big daddy from hungry shark evolution