Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Y'all are sensetive p*ssies. They guy who corrected the guy about the bite wasn't even rude you fkn snowflakes
More Dunkleosteus Funny Tips
If you tame one call him BiG DaDDy.
It looks like my brother when heβs madπ
From far away
I am no scare
But get too close
You must beware
I have stronk bite
I am the dunk
My speed is slow
My body chonk
I gather metal ore with ease
I cruise among the salty seas
But get too close and I will bite
My name is dunk, and Iβm a fright
-dunkleo song!- pls like for more songs
A rare condition for basketball players :( tragic really
Careful the police might pull you over for speeding.
Iβve just done the stupidest thing...
I tamed an X-Dunkle on Genesis for undersea mining. After taming it (which was way too hard) I took it for a spin at the bottom of the sea. I got like 10k stone an metal, as well as Biotoxin, ammonite bile, oil, and black pearls. I saw a low level Tuso so I decided to fight it. When I killed it, I was blinded by the ink, so I couldnβt see where I was going. I accidentally dismounted, and my dunkle got attacked by eels. By instinct, I put my dunkle in a soul ball (modded thing,) hopped on my basilo, and swam out of there as fast as I could. Unfortunately, I left the dunkles inventory at the bottom of the sea...
Rip 10000 FREAKING METAL GODDAMMIT! π if you think I am an idiot. Sorry this was long.
Me: Defeating a Dunkleosteus canβt be so hard??
Dunkleosteus: *jaws theme*
Me: oh no
Dunkleosteus: DANADANADANADANA
Me: AH
Dunkleosteus: *chomp* yayyy
Moral of the story: Donβt go up against a lvl 54 Dunkleosteus when youβre only lvl 23 and all you have is a stone pick. They are not just fish.
Need a bottle opener under the sea? Then this is the fish for yoy
Careful he is the fastest swimmer in-game an ichy with 1000% speed can't outrun it
What a cutie... said no one ever.