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And so here it begins. The story of how Dunkilope was killed... I was riding into the ocean, when suddenly, I found a fish. I was like โ€œm8 letโ€™s kill that thing with our turtleโ€ This is where the saying โ€œSave the Turtles!โ€ come in. However, my turtle wasnโ€™t saved, for it was being eaten alive by a enormous fish. However, this was no fish. This my friend, was a dunkleostues. I was honored. My turtle was being killed by something... beautiful! I trapped that big boi and tamed it! Letโ€™s not forget about the time it took for me to knock it out. Or the animals that came to kill it. So it was tamed! I put a saddle on dat big boi right away!! I rode it into the sea, and once I was done, I put it in my water pen. Then the armies came. I woke up the next day, only to be alarmed by the message on my screen โ€œTribe Log : Dunkilope (Dunkleostues) was killed byโ€ Of course, I didnโ€™t even wanna read the rest. But I just had to. The name that killed my Dunkilope. I killed the murderer! RIP Dunkilope.๐Ÿ˜ข

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