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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
And so here it begins. The story of how Dunkilope was killed... I was riding into the ocean, when suddenly, I found a fish. I was like “m8 let’s kill that thing with our turtle” This is where the saying “Save the Turtles!” come in. However, my turtle wasn’t saved, for it was being eaten alive by a enormous fish. However, this was no fish. This my friend, was a dunkleostues. I was honored. My turtle was being killed by something... beautiful! I trapped that big boi and tamed it! Let’s not forget about the time it took for me to knock it out. Or the animals that came to kill it. So it was tamed! I put a saddle on dat big boi right away!! I rode it into the sea, and once I was done, I put it in my water pen. Then the armies came. I woke up the next day, only to be alarmed by the message on my screen “Tribe Log : Dunkilope (Dunkleostues) was killed by” Of course, I didn’t even wanna read the rest. But I just had to. The name that killed my Dunkilope. I killed the murderer! RIP Dunkilope.😢
More Dunkleosteus Funny Tips
Me: Defeating a Dunkleosteus can’t be so hard??
Dunkleosteus: *jaws theme*
Me: oh no
Dunkleosteus: DANADANADANADANA
Me: AH
Dunkleosteus: *chomp* yayyy
Moral of the story: Don’t go up against a lvl 54 Dunkleosteus when you’re only lvl 23 and all you have is a stone pick. They are not just fish.
From far away
I am no scare
But get too close
You must beware
I have stronk bite
I am the dunk
My speed is slow
My body chonk
I gather metal ore with ease
I cruise among the salty seas
But get too close and I will bite
My name is dunk, and I’m a fright
-dunkleo song!- pls like for more songs
I’ve just done the stupidest thing...
I tamed an X-Dunkle on Genesis for undersea mining. After taming it (which was way too hard) I took it for a spin at the bottom of the sea. I got like 10k stone an metal, as well as Biotoxin, ammonite bile, oil, and black pearls. I saw a low level Tuso so I decided to fight it. When I killed it, I was blinded by the ink, so I couldn’t see where I was going. I accidentally dismounted, and my dunkle got attacked by eels. By instinct, I put my dunkle in a soul ball (modded thing,) hopped on my basilo, and swam out of there as fast as I could. Unfortunately, I left the dunkles inventory at the bottom of the sea...
Rip 10000 FREAKING METAL GODDAMMIT! 🆙 if you think I am an idiot. Sorry this was long.