What are some funny jokes or stories about the dung beetle? Funny dung beetle jokes submitted by ARK players.
They are cute especially when wandering in a pen
We smokin that dung beetle (iykyk)
Two Fung beetles wait to cross the road. First one tells the other:
"Push it, then, Larry, whatcha waiting for?"
Larry pushes. "Well, I've got to wait for it to stop coming out, haven't I?"
And then the traffic stops. Larry's had his poo.
They are really hard to find why so hard just for this tiny thing?!?! Hi m sorry to say this though.
Me when I’m pooping in front of people
This is ur new living shit vacuum 2000
All of you who call this peaceful bettle crap will die of hunger and hard poop.mark my words
Do they poo or just smudge it in there mouth?
Back in my day I had to use dung beetles not your fancy compost bins!
Dung bettle doesn't poop a lot idk why because jfdlydkydpyoyflgxkgxgkxxylxkgxkyx
Eats shit makes shit
SHIT-CEPTION
How they came up with this name: DAAAANG THATS ONE BIG BEETLE SON*mind: dung beetle hehhehe*
Also, YOU CAN CARRY IT (hopefully not just on mobile)
Dung Beetle; the more useful dodo
I RECOMMEND NOT NOT TAMING THESE RESSON IS BC PHIOMAS JUST NEED STIMS IN THEY’ER INVITORY TO MAKE FERTILIZER DUG nettles MAKE YOU RISK YOUR LIFE TO GET THEM
Ps:don’t tell Pico!!
Kyle:Kyle (not a real name) challenges your to a battle
Me:go dungy boi
Kyle:Kyle dent out beatle boi
Me*wins*
Congratulations you won one level up and 150 metal!!!!
I honestly think these guys are cute with their little eyes and horn...
Roses are red violets are blue i just got pooped on and so fid you!
Get four of them and call them Ringo, Paul, George and John. Ladies and Gentleman: the Dung Beatles.
The name ideas make my want to vomit.