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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dung beetle? Funny dung beetle jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 7 · Answer 1 · 2019-07-10T17:26:21+00:00

Their noises always made me feel like there was something behind me.

Ss.... hissss......

GET THE F!CK OVER HERE YOU DUMBA$$ ARANEO

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2022-11-25T20:55:33+00:00

If the oviraptor thought this was an egg dung beetle will show up at its doorstep with a rocket launcher.

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2022-11-25T19:40:02+00:00

Named this thing pewdiepie.

Best name ever

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2022-09-27T16:39:36+00:00

The dung beetle irl is much smaller but scarier than this.

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-25T06:41:45+00:00

poo

yum yum yum

I poo it out my bum

The dung beetle song

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2019-06-05T00:02:42+00:00

These creatures are very dangerous approach carefully with a kit of master craft gear and weapons or just some shit

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-09T17:26:16+00:00

I named my dung beetle after what it eats

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-14T19:41:43+00:00

Why poop?because you will forget it😂

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2022-03-22T00:47:56+00:00

In real life Beatles can fly, in ark they don’t, so what the heck is with that, ohhhhhhhh… it because they live in caves, so they have no need for flight (it’s simple logic 🖖🏻) live long and prosper

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2022-03-21T12:21:59+00:00

I tamed one in the insect cave. And my friend yeeted it into the lake filled with sarcos and piranhas... It survived. This thing is a menace, 100% recommend.

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2024-04-22T13:30:22+00:00

Bru... My dung beetles said saddle in its inventory

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-03-23T03:29:41+00:00

They should add peeing so add a toilet place in next to a dung beetle pee and scoop it up with a jar and feed it

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2023-02-28T01:05:42+00:00

Haha dung haha.

Beetle haha

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2022-01-11T20:30:14+00:00

WHY DO THESE POO EATERS LOOK SO CUTE

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2021-01-09T19:26:49+00:00

I built a poop shack with 4 phiomias hanging their butts over hatch frames that drop poop into a cage full of dung beetles... it never gets old to watch poop rain from the ceiling and then to see bugs eat it

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2023-01-27T18:05:00+00:00

This isn’t the first place google brought you is it ?

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2019-09-27T17:48:46+00:00

Me:do u feel lucky punk

Dung beetle:nah I feel rather shitty

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-08T14:06:36+00:00

So I was walking around the whole island and I came across a cave so I did what any dummy would do without armor, I went in and when I was half way down the cave I pooped and a dung beetle came and ate my shit!!! (even though it startled me and made my blood pressure rise) but I was still ALIVE"!"!!!"

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2021-03-27T21:46:22+00:00

Me: where is it on my Island looks at map oh nowhere but the cave goes in huh gets killed it was it there dung beetle in my face oh gets Phomma give it poop poop Machine

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-12T06:34:18+00:00

Where the frick are these is ragnarok?