Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

DTG, five things:

You said anything that can only think eat pee poop reproduce is stupid, so you are saying you're stupid.

Pigeons are WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY smarter than humans, nothing can be said but "go avian theropod dinosaurs, you're the second smartest creatures on earth behind orcas"

And, perhaps the only thing the Buddha ever said that was correct was "I don't exist"

What SHOULD be said is

"you don't have to suffer to live, but if you don't suffer, do you really live anyway?"

-metaphorically spoken by many psychologists.

And, no, not everything done by humans can be fixed.

Want to hear what happened to one of our closest celestial neighbors, no? Well I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY.

Venus was a life supporting planet, much like this hunk of incandescent rock hurtling through space at incredible speeds while orbiting a large sphere of burning hydrogen and helium that we're standing on,

But then, some carbon dioxide and methane got into the atmosphere, and then more. . .

And more. . .

And now look, the planet is a barren volcanic hellhole so hot that the rocks glow at night and space probes sent there melted when they got into the atmosphere, the only remaining life known are microorganisms that's only goal in life is to drift around in the air, photosynthesise, excrete some phosphine, then die,

And by the time the planet is back to normal, the sun will swell up and swallow it before collapsing in dissapearing.

~the history of the planet Venus, a short story by

P. metallica.

Plus, concerning the dodos, would YOU be able to react in time if a bunch of ugly animals appeared from the sea, ate your kids, speared and roasted everyone you know, and then went after you?

Ps, sorry, but I have a hard time not pursuing arguments until I have WRUNG EVERY MOLECULE OF FLUID FROM THEM UNFIL THEY HAVE NOTHING TO FIVE THEN CAST THEM AWAY LIKE A WORTHLESS LUMP

OF. . . pork rind?. . Human flesh?. . Fish bones?. . Uh, we'll get back to that later.