Dragon: hi

You: oh umm I should probably run

One hour later you: O god he still following me

Dragon: time to die

this is yet another situation where you bola your friend and run for your life

When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..

The dragons will come.

When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..

The dragons will come.

Find the spino egg in deepest blue,

Wings of wyvern will come to you.

The largest egg in the mountain high,

Will give you a giga's word for sky.

Dug deep in the mud,

A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,

And hidden alone from the rival snails,

The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.

Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-

The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,

His destiny is to be stronger and higher,

He has the power of Noobs On Fire.

Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,

Five eggs for the humans to down their might,

The dragon is coming.

Face your fate.

Real men tame an army of dodo's and kill the dragon

2,000 years ago, there was the powerful dragon of all time… known as Darkstalker… oh… wait… wrong thing…

Wyvern: IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!

Dragon has joined the chat

Wyvern has left the chat

When the land is soaked in blood and tears, the dragonets will come.

Find the seawing egg of deepest blue,

wings of night shall come to you. The largest egg in mountain high, shall give you wings of sky

Search through the mud for an egg the color of dragon blood. And hidden alone from the rival queens, the sandwing egg waits unseen.

HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.

1. Force tame it

2. Paint it black

3. Set on agresive

4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )

5. Sit back and relax

6. Watch all the players die

7. Get pop corn

8. Get Pepsi

9. Just watch em die

10. Enjoy it.

Lol

It’s not even a game. It’s all a lie like the dragons. It’s only in the game and it was the only well this morning but the most likely that you’re going to get probably poison in my room that’s in for drawer

If u ever encounter this...

Only Dovahkiin can save you.