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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dragon: “Ok everyone can you write a prophecy for-“
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AONOF: “When the *** has lasted 30 years the Dragons will come. When the land is soaked in ***** and **** the Dragons will come.
The Giga Egg in deepest blue, Wings of Wyvern will come to you. In the mountains far up high, biggest egg be Wings of Griffin. Search through the muddy Wings of Rock Drake. In the sand be Wings of Deathworm
Of the three queens Amethyst, Crystal and Dark, two will die and Crystal Wyvern Queen learns that if she bows to the King of Dragons, the literal yiu, Dragon, whom is stronger and higher she will have the Power of the Wings of Fire-“
“Wait wait wait Stop right there. Fire is not Crystal’s thing.”
Crystal has joined the Chat; “CHANGE THIS TO WINGS OF CRYSTAL WINGS OF FIRE IS DRAGONS THING.”
Dragon: I’m so powerful
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Fire Wyvern: Oh no
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Fire Wyvern: I brought a army
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Dragon died to wyvern army
Wyverns won
When the Arks have lasted for centuries, the Dragons will come…
When the land is soaked in bodys and tears, the Dragons will come…
Find the T-Rex egg of deepest blue, They will come to murder you.
The largest egg in the mountain high, will give to you the feathers of Sky. For Wings of Earth, search through the blood, for an Egg the color of noob blood. And hidden away from rival noobs, the Spino egg awaits unseen… Three Queens who Kill, Murder, and Kill, two shall die and one shall learn if she bows to a fate stronger and higher will have power of Enemies on Fire. Five eggs to hatch on the Coldest Night, Five Dinos born to end the Fight. Darkness will rise to bring the Night, The Dinoets are coming…