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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
AHHHH you POOPED AHHHH HHH poop
If you stick the dodo up itโs ass it will insta tame
I love wings of fire: things of food ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Just kill โโem and eat raw meat until conure and cook djjdjrijf then sex your mom
Be me
Cheese bosses with Evo Giga
Alpha Monkey and Spider get pulverised
Alpha Dragon should be easy
One they fear blasts through Spotify
Forget Dragon fire breath does extra damage to carnivores because Wildcard think itโs funny
Erectile dysfunction type beat by Filthy Frank plays
*Wildcard trollface*
Dragon turns all creatures into KFC
Poop in defiance, then get munched
Die
Guys Iโm gonna use mejos!
This is it. On the battlefield. Shooting fireballs. Youโre doing well. However, your controller dies once all ur other creatures die. In panick you turn off ur console. So when ur back, the boss arena is gone. That, ark players, is how you beat the dragon.
Good luck
Dragon: Iโm strongest
The overseer: no Iโm the strongest
Alpha level 1000000 king titan: โฆ
OVERSEER: I'm the king of all Dragon: wanna fight for it?
OVERSEER: I'm the king of all. Dragon: wanna fight for it?
MEGAPITHECUS:IM THE STRONGEST BOSS ON THE ISLAND:dragon:wanna bet?
Me when I hear the show I like is not gonna put episode on for a year ๐
real men kill it with a dodo and a spear
Dragon: โOk everyone can you write a prophecy for-โ
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AONOF: โWhen the *** has lasted 30 years the Dragons will come. When the land is soaked in ***** and **** the Dragons will come.
The Giga Egg in deepest blue, Wings of Wyvern will come to you. In the mountains far up high, biggest egg be Wings of Griffin. Search through the muddy Wings of Rock Drake. In the sand be Wings of Deathworm
Of the three queens Amethyst, Crystal and Dark, two will die and Crystal Wyvern Queen learns that if she bows to the King of Dragons, the literal yiu, Dragon, whom is stronger and higher she will have the Power of the Wings of Fire-โ
โWait wait wait Stop right there. Fire is not Crystalโs thing.โ
Crystal has joined the Chat; โCHANGE THIS TO WINGS OF CRYSTAL WINGS OF FIRE IS DRAGONS THING.โ
Whack it with your mothers slipper
Sundew122
What ever you do do NOT Look him in the eyeโฆ
Pepoles tips: WOF WOF WOF WOF WOF
me: I didint know there were so many wof fans in the world /:
Dragon: Iโm so powerful
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Fire Wyvern: Oh no
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Fire Wyvern: I brought a army
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Dragon died to wyvern army
Wyverns won
Hey Starflight,stop messing around with prophecies and focus on Queen Greatness,the Queen of all tribes.
Who else can make a split pin figure of the dragon?