
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dragon: I’m so powerful
Fire Wyvern has joined the chat
Fire Wyvern: Oh no
Fire Wyvern left the chat
Fire Wyvern joined the chat
Fire Wyvern: I brought a army
Dodowyvern joined the chat
Poison Wyvern joined the chat
Lightning Wyvern joined the chat
Tropical Wyvern joined the chat
Blood Wyvern joined the chat
Ember Wyvern joined the chat
Zombie poison Wyvern joined the chat
Zombie lightning Wyvern joined the chat
Zombie fire Wyvern joined the chat
Forest Wyvern joined the chat
Brute Wyvern joined the chat
Alpha Wyvern joined the chat
Skeleton Wyvern joined the chat
Dragon died to wyvern army
Wyverns won
When the Arks have lasted for centuries, the Dragons will come…
When the land is soaked in bodys and tears, the Dragons will come…
Find the T-Rex egg of deepest blue, They will come to murder you.
The largest egg in the mountain high, will give to you the feathers of Sky. For Wings of Earth, search through the blood, for an Egg the color of noob blood. And hidden away from rival noobs, the Spino egg awaits unseen… Three Queens who Kill, Murder, and Kill, two shall die and one shall learn if she bows to a fate stronger and higher will have power of Enemies on Fire. Five eggs to hatch on the Coldest Night, Five Dinos born to end the Fight. Darkness will rise to bring the Night, The Dinoets are coming…
To KO, you need to use catapults, cannons, or anything like that. It takes extraordinary kibble and any type of raw meat (fish included). One more thing, you need to have killed it in the arena that you fight it! Same goes with other bosses save for overseer and megapithecus who are passive tames.