Dragon: “Ok everyone can you write a prophecy for-“ Author of NoobsOnFire…
Dragon: “Ok everyone can you write a prophecy for-“
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AONOF: “When the *** has lasted 30 years the Dragons will come. When the land is soaked in ***** and **** the Dragons will come.
The Giga Egg in deepest blue, Wings of Wyvern will come to you. In the mountains far up high, biggest egg be Wings of Griffin. Search through the muddy Wings of Rock Drake. In the sand be Wings of Deathworm
Of the three queens Amethyst, Crystal and Dark, two will die and Crystal Wyvern Queen learns that if she bows to the King of Dragons, the literal yiu, Dragon, whom is stronger and higher she will have the Power of the Wings of Fire-“
“Wait wait wait Stop right there. Fire is not Crystal’s thing.”
Crystal has joined the Chat; “CHANGE THIS TO WINGS OF CRYSTAL WINGS OF FIRE IS DRAGONS THING.”
More Dragon Funny Tips
When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..
The dragons will come.
When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..
The dragons will come.
Find the spino egg in deepest blue,
Wings of wyvern will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high,
Will give you a giga's word for sky.
Dug deep in the mud,
A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,
And hidden alone from the rival snails,
The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.
Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-
The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,
His destiny is to be stronger and higher,
He has the power of Noobs On Fire.
Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,
Five eggs for the humans to down their might,
The dragon is coming.
Face your fate.
HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.
1. Force tame it
2. Paint it black
3. Set on agresive
4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )
5. Sit back and relax
6. Watch all the players die
7. Get pop corn
8. Get Pepsi
9. Just watch em die
10. Enjoy it.
Lol
When the land is soaked in blood and tears, the dragonets will come.
Find the seawing egg of deepest blue,
wings of night shall come to you. The largest egg in mountain high, shall give you wings of sky
Search through the mud for an egg the color of dragon blood. And hidden alone from the rival queens, the sandwing egg waits unseen.