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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-12-04T03:16:48+00:00

Dragon: Now this is peaceful

Megapithecus joined the chat

Megapithecus: HEY DRAGON I AM GONNA RAID LUXRAY AND CUSTAL WUVERN WEEN

Dragon: It’s Lysrix and Crystal Wyvern Queen, Megapithecus. NOW GET OUT OF MY LAWN!!!

Megapithecus has been kicked from the chat by Dragon

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-04T03:13:31+00:00

Alpha Wyvern: NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW

Dragon has joined the chat

Broodmother Lysrix has joined the chat

Crystal Wyvern Queen has joined the chat

Alpha Wyvern: OMG the big boys are here

Megapithecus has joined the chat

Wyvern has been banned from the chat by Dragon. Reason: “Crystal Wyvern Queen is not a boy”

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-12-03T13:26:20+00:00

Theri's are very nice for this bos fight but if you play on all maps you can get magmasuar from the obilisk when you transfer them there very good dor this boss since they take nk fire damage

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-10-22T11:35:02+00:00

Someone said that you need a green fellow and a funny donkey to tame a dragon. I think he means Donkey and Shrek.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-10-22T11:24:49+00:00

I Summoned one of these Pre-Tamed and when I pumped the melee higher than Gods Head I could one shot the Broodmother

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-10-18T00:51:41+00:00

One Question how do you use cheats????

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2022-09-10T18:20:04+00:00

Just bring a strawberry and a magical scroll.

Up if you get it!

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2022-09-09T20:03:46+00:00

That’s the same as I did

Do you want me to 😂

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2019-06-04T04:23:24+00:00

This is weird but this is the only boss with admin that you don’t have to put tammed after gmsunmon haha.. is this supposed to happen?

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2018-12-17T01:14:18+00:00

Use the dilo to slow it down, then club it!

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2018-11-19T06:54:52+00:00

The only thing that can 1 shot this is the dodo

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2022-06-25T16:17:48+00:00

Up to spawn one of these after spawning so much tamed dodos that they lag my ps4 in the other room.

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2022-05-25T03:32:21+00:00

SPYRO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU YOU’RE HIDEOUS NOW

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2022-05-02T20:16:11+00:00

Is this on Mobile cuz I want this I’m a dragon lover

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2022-01-23T03:46:23+00:00

you can tame it i have but you must summon it via a gmsummon not terminal

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-10-01T18:51:51+00:00

Idk how to tame a dragon but for sure I’ll name it… hhh heck yes Becky hecky

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-09-07T11:45:38+00:00

If u want to tame a spirit dragon u should eat a lot of cooked meat then u will popoing a lot take feces and throw them in his face then he will be unconscious give him 2 alzumberry then he will get up quickly

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2021-09-07T11:37:09+00:00

If u want to tame a dragon call 30677477

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2021-08-05T20:10:46+00:00

Dragon (kills a level 1 rex)

Wyvern (kills max level dragon)

Dragon oh snap

Dragon left server

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-30T21:39:35+00:00

Hello ummm I am WoF fan and some guy did ARK version of WoF profocy(bad writing lol)