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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Alpha Wyvern: Yo Dragon I’m gonna “check up” on Crystal Wyvern Queen
Dragon: Oh sure I’m fine with that
Alpha Wyvern has left the chat
1 hour later…
Broodmother Lysrix: He’s been gone for ages.
Dragon: I think he’s trying to get rid of Crystal Wyvern Queen like Bluefeathers and his friends tried to.
Manticore: They actually did kill her before the Overseer brought her back.
Alpha Wyvern: Hey guys I’m back and I’ve got Crystal Wyvern Queen in a bag
Alpha Wyvern has been banned from the chat by Dragon. Reason: Stop messing up.
More Dragon Funny Tips
When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..
The dragons will come.
When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..
The dragons will come.
Find the spino egg in deepest blue,
Wings of wyvern will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high,
Will give you a giga's word for sky.
Dug deep in the mud,
A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,
And hidden alone from the rival snails,
The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.
Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-
The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,
His destiny is to be stronger and higher,
He has the power of Noobs On Fire.
Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,
Five eggs for the humans to down their might,
The dragon is coming.
Face your fate.
HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.
1. Force tame it
2. Paint it black
3. Set on agresive
4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )
5. Sit back and relax
6. Watch all the players die
7. Get pop corn
8. Get Pepsi
9. Just watch em die
10. Enjoy it.
Lol