Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2021-02-09T22:38:32+00:00

When you see this guy say hey over hear dinner then bola your friend run and for some drama pea your pants

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2021-01-20T09:25:19+00:00

How to be pro in 10 mins

1.tame a owl snow

2.tame dragon and steal egg wyver

3.get pepsi and enjoy wyver hatchimals

4.just inflate gasbag

5.use wyver

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2020-11-26T07:52:12+00:00

If you see this then bola your friend and run and make a grave for him

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2020-11-13T18:05:57+00:00

Wyvern on steroids 🤣

More words blah blah blah

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-11T22:33:46+00:00

When I enter the red obilisk thinking: what boss is this??

I see dragon and be like: OH SH#T, HOW IS THIS THE EASIEST OBILISK???????

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2020-09-22T03:02:21+00:00

Dragon game

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2020-09-14T13:02:12+00:00

There I was with the best armor and the best Dinos I saw him and left because I am not crazy

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-04T16:27:54+00:00

Admin rifle will kill it easily...wait what do you mean that's creative mode oops...

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2020-06-13T21:01:11+00:00

My friend thought it would be funny to summon a dragon. NOT FUNNY ARTHUR!!!!!(r.i.p unnamed Level 6 brontosaur)

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2020-06-13T05:22:25+00:00

So I was trying to tame this...thing and my sister FRIGGIN KILLED ALL MY TAMES TRYING TO KILL THE DRAGON HDVDBSJDB DNEJBRBDJDB (rip fred AND ALL MY OTHER GRIFFINS :( )

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2020-04-18T03:39:49+00:00

Anybody else grinding ark because time is abundant.

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2020-03-22T12:14:29+00:00

bring 1 of EVERY animal in ark and taming it will be fine... i see this comment and i do it but wen i get there i see how much health it has wen i see it i shit my self then i take one good look at him then i F*CKING RUN FOR IT!!!

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2019-12-28T08:20:56+00:00

On rag...

1. Build Tek foundations

2. Build Tek pillars so it's like a cage

3. Put strong ranged dinos on turret mode

4. Lure dragon in

5. Place generator and turrets

6.seal off the ceiling with a trapdoor

7. Place rocket turret and get on it

8. FUS RO DAH

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2019-11-03T05:46:26+00:00

Those r some thick wings

A helpful tip should include more words

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2019-06-05T19:45:33+00:00

Never look directly or you will freeze for eternity.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2019-04-28T01:40:40+00:00

AHHHH you POOPED AHHHH HHH poop

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2019-04-12T19:15:08+00:00

If you stick the dodo up it’s ass it will insta tame

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2025-09-24T11:06:10+00:00

Just kill ‘‘em and eat raw meat until conure and cook djjdjrijf then sex your mom

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2025-02-04T17:58:21+00:00

Be me

Cheese bosses with Evo Giga

Alpha Monkey and Spider get pulverised

Alpha Dragon should be easy

One they fear blasts through Spotify

Forget Dragon fire breath does extra damage to carnivores because Wildcard think it’s funny

Erectile dysfunction type beat by Filthy Frank plays

*Wildcard trollface*

Dragon turns all creatures into KFC

Poop in defiance, then get munched

Die

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2024-12-26T21:00:07+00:00

Guys I’m gonna use mejos!