Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodorex? Funny dodorex jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2026-07-12T10:51:05+00:00

A REX and a DODO went a bit too far

And created a monster😭✌🏻

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2026-07-01T05:11:02+00:00

smallest size of the Australian mosquito:

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2026-07-10T05:00:47+00:00

DROWN IT, YOUR WELCOME, YOU.. ARE.. WELCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOME

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2026-06-27T15:54:43+00:00

I’m a beach bob im scared what. 😭🙏

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2026-06-09T21:39:43+00:00

What u need to kill dodorex

1. Narcotic traps

2. Guns n’ spears

3. Cage

And most importantly…

4. At least one singular brain cell.

— plastic bag

score 69 · Answer 6 · 2024-11-20T14:20:40+00:00

Jurrasic Park would be dead if they had this thing

score 64 · Answer 7 · 2024-12-14T19:27:40+00:00

Roses are red

Compys are small

Dodo-rexs rule them all

score 62 · Answer 8 · 2024-12-02T05:21:19+00:00

Noob: hehe a dumb dodo.

Dodo: THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

score 50 · Answer 9 · 2024-11-20T17:13:38+00:00

Your Dodo is evolving!

Your Dodo evolved into Dodo Rex!

Me: 👀

score 46 · Answer 10 · 2025-01-06T00:42:36+00:00

Dodo;”I’m tired of dieing to players.”

Dev:”Hello,Dodo! We wern’t gonna fuse you but we heard your call,and you will become a land destoryer! No more dieing to noobs! You have a choice of rex or wyvern. “

Dodo:”Both!”

Dev:”Sounds good!”

-Dog

score 18 · Answer 11 · 2025-11-28T19:29:57+00:00

Jurassic world:

“You want something new?”

Everyone: “YEAH!!!”

“Alright! Indominus Rex!”

Everyone: “WHOOO!”

…

“Well… what now?”

“How bout the Indoraptor?”

“Yeah! That’ll work!”

…

“Man, why does everything we make turn against us?”

“Maybe they’re too smart?”

“Hmmm… oh! I got it! What if we tried a dodo?”

“THATS A GREAT IDEA! Let’s do it!

*screams*

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2026-05-27T19:18:26+00:00

This thing has a pool of health that is 666,666 it’s like the devil of Ark

score 7 · Answer 13 · 2026-03-01T23:23:09+00:00

Did Jurassic world or wild card make this creature?

Cuz it seems like both would do this…

score 13 · Answer 14 · 2025-10-27T05:34:42+00:00

A dodo that ate too much element

score 31 · Answer 15 · 2024-11-04T13:10:01+00:00

I remember last time I was playing ark with my friend during Halloween and my friend said wow what the cool music and I just shouted RUN

score 9 · Answer 16 · 2026-01-01T20:29:24+00:00

It looks like a dodo experiment gone wrong

score 29 · Answer 17 · 2024-12-07T20:37:02+00:00

So you want to kill a dodorex. So you die, then make an army of gigas, then die again, then enter admin and forcibly despawn it. That is how you kill a dodorex.

score 15 · Answer 18 · 2025-08-25T03:48:43+00:00

We’re gonna have bigger chicken legs tonight

score 24 · Answer 19 · 2025-02-17T23:45:16+00:00

The dodo and the Rex were more than friends😳

score 27 · Answer 20 · 2024-12-14T02:14:41+00:00

Tip: don’t get anywhere near them in a 50 kilometer radius, they will sniff you out