What u need to kill dodorex

1. Narcotic traps

2. Guns n’ spears

3. Cage

And most importantly…

4. At least one singular brain cell.

— plastic bag

This thing has a pool of health that is 666,666 it’s like the devil of Ark

Jurrasic Park would be dead if they had this thing

Roses are red

Compys are small

Dodo-rexs rule them all

Noob: hehe a dumb dodo.

Dodo: THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

Most important tip in ark don't go near the dodorex. It WILL KILL YOU.

Dodo;”I’m tired of dieing to players.”

Dev:”Hello,Dodo! We wern’t gonna fuse you but we heard your call,and you will become a land destoryer! No more dieing to noobs! You have a choice of rex or wyvern. “

Dodo:”Both!”

Dev:”Sounds good!”

-Dog

Your Dodo is evolving!

Your Dodo evolved into Dodo Rex!

Me: 👀

Jurassic world:

“You want something new?”

Everyone: “YEAH!!!”

“Alright! Indominus Rex!”

Everyone: “WHOOO!”

…

“Well… what now?”

“How bout the Indoraptor?”

“Yeah! That’ll work!”

…

“Man, why does everything we make turn against us?”

“Maybe they’re too smart?”

“Hmmm… oh! I got it! What if we tried a dodo?”

“THATS A GREAT IDEA! Let’s do it!

*screams*