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DodoRex
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Jurassic world:

“You want something new?”

Everyone: “YEAH!!!”

“Alright! Indominus Rex!”

Everyone: “WHOOO!”

…

“Well… what now?”

“How bout the Indoraptor?”

“Yeah! That’ll work!”

…

“Man, why does everything we make turn against us?”

“Maybe they’re too smart?”

“Hmmm… oh! I got it! What if we tried a dodo?”

“THATS A GREAT IDEA! Let’s do it!

*screams*

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I was inches away from his drooling mouth..

🎶DUN DUN

and I looked into those fierce eyes…

🎶DUN DUN

and left.

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This thing has a pool of health that is 666,666 it’s like the devil of Ark

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Jurrasic Park would be dead if they had this thing

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Roses are red

Compys are small

Dodo-rexs rule them all

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Noob: hehe a dumb dodo.

Dodo: THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

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Dodo;”I’m tired of dieing to players.”

Dev:”Hello,Dodo! We wern’t gonna fuse you but we heard your call,and you will become a land destoryer! No more dieing to noobs! You have a choice of rex or wyvern. “

Dodo:”Both!”

Dev:”Sounds good!”

-Dog

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Your Dodo is evolving!

Your Dodo evolved into Dodo Rex!

Me: 👀

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Did Jurassic world or wild card make this creature?

Cuz it seems like both would do this…

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It looks like a dodo experiment gone wrong

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