This thing has a pool of health that is 666,666 it’s like the devil of Ark

I was inches away from his drooling mouth..

🎶DUN DUN

and I looked into those fierce eyes…

🎶DUN DUN

and left.

Jurrasic Park would be dead if they had this thing

Roses are red

Compys are small

Dodo-rexs rule them all

Noob: hehe a dumb dodo.

Dodo: THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

Jurassic world:

“You want something new?”

Everyone: “YEAH!!!”

“Alright! Indominus Rex!”

Everyone: “WHOOO!”

…

“Well… what now?”

“How bout the Indoraptor?”

“Yeah! That’ll work!”

…

“Man, why does everything we make turn against us?”

“Maybe they’re too smart?”

“Hmmm… oh! I got it! What if we tried a dodo?”

“THATS A GREAT IDEA! Let’s do it!

*screams*

Dodo;”I’m tired of dieing to players.”

Dev:”Hello,Dodo! We wern’t gonna fuse you but we heard your call,and you will become a land destoryer! No more dieing to noobs! You have a choice of rex or wyvern. “

Dodo:”Both!”

Dev:”Sounds good!”

-Dog

Your Dodo is evolving!

Your Dodo evolved into Dodo Rex!

Me: 👀

Did Jurassic world or wild card make this creature?

Cuz it seems like both would do this…

It looks like a dodo experiment gone wrong

A dodo that ate too much element

I remember last time I was playing ark with my friend during Halloween and my friend said wow what the cool music and I just shouted RUN

So you want to kill a dodorex. So you die, then make an army of gigas, then die again, then enter admin and forcibly despawn it. That is how you kill a dodorex.

The dodo and the Rex were more than friends😳

Tip: don’t get anywhere near them in a 50 kilometer radius, they will sniff you out

Nexus: Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It's our town, everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town, don't we love it now?

Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

'Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can

Something's waiting no to pounce, and how you'll

Scream! This is Halloween

Red 'n' black, and slimy green

Aren't you scared?

Well, that's just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice

Ride with the moon in the dead of night

Everybody scream, everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face Here in a flash and gone without a trace am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?" I am the wind blowing through your hair

I am the shadow on the moon at night

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

Halloween! Halloween!

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life's no fun without a good scare

That's our job, but we're not mean In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don't we love it now?

Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back

And scream like a banshee

Make you jump out of your skin

This is Halloween, everybody scream

Won't ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

La la la la la la la la la la (Halloween! Halloween!)

La la la la la la la la la la (Halloween! Halloween!)

We’re gonna have bigger chicken legs tonight

I like T-rex

I hate Dodo

I don't know I like DodoRex or not

How the dodo Rex was created!

Dodo:I’m so weak.

Player: Rockwell hold my spear.

Rockwell:you mean your pointy stick?

Dodo:only if I could get an upgrade..

Dodo wyvern: uh I exi-

Dodo: GET OUT

Player:uh I’ll tell the devs to upgrade you.

Later:

Dev:everyone welcome..the dodo Rex!

Dodos cheer*

The stages of dodo:

Dodo

Dodorex

Dodowyrm