Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2018-08-02T19:55:27+00:00

I defeated alpha rockwell with my dodoarmy

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2018-07-26T14:35:29+00:00

If the dodo wants you dead the only thing you can do is beg for mercy and pray that it will spare you.

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2018-07-19T15:27:58+00:00

If you see this murder machine in the wild, forget about tranquilizing it, just tranq your teammate and run.

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2018-07-19T09:55:32+00:00

This is the inspiration of Dododex!

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2018-07-07T00:56:56+00:00

He will eat ur base and tames if ur not carful rekmend tameing a level 1 it has 78dmg at lvl1 ;)

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2018-06-08T14:16:52+00:00

I have a level 60 dodo. Its almost a higher level than me

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2018-06-01T13:59:32+00:00

You found a wild dodo c4 you be like fm dis sht Im out

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2018-05-26T17:31:02+00:00

Strap a c4 to it.tame a quetzal.and drop on to unsuspecting bases

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2018-04-18T17:39:12+00:00

Iam building trump tower dodos work there for now it’s a really frickin loud farm and I sacrifice one dodo every in game week to the dodo gods

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2018-04-01T02:26:53+00:00

In the night you hear a nose a dodo? A ahhhh dodorex ops dodo

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2018-03-21T20:33:32+00:00

I tried to tame one......I looked behind me. There was 63 teranadons ready to eat me........but........There was one thing they forgot............DODO BOMBS

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2018-03-11T21:55:41+00:00

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FIGHT!! IF YOU SEE ONE OF THESE DELETE TOUR ARK!

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2018-03-07T15:04:59+00:00

Don’t do the dodo doe !! Seriously !!

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2018-02-28T00:11:28+00:00

Great for chemical warfare. Also great for bombs

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2018-01-02T17:03:33+00:00

The best flyer in the whole game.

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2017-12-27T02:49:19+00:00

There is a rumor that if you raise a dodo right it can be stronger than a giga

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2017-12-01T19:40:59+00:00

*sees on Dododex that they can break thatch buildings* OMG guess what my new fav creature is for raiding low levels

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2017-11-30T08:01:05+00:00

Can single-handedly beat the iverseer. A lowerful final boss. If you see one, run as quickly as possible

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2017-11-23T20:35:02+00:00

Pump my health and drop me in front of the Giga you intend to tame.

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2017-11-18T18:34:58+00:00

Be VERY careful when encountering such a devastating monster! They will try there very best to knock you down which is quite easy for them to do. If these things go near your base, you better hope there's a giga nearby to weaken the dodo, then just MAYBE you will have a shot at killing it.