Ok I was casually walcking on the beach with my dodo looking for itchy to tame…
Ok I was casually walcking on the beach with my dodo looking for itchy to tame spoiler dident find eny wen I see a level 1 giga I was only level 26 so he insta 1 shot me i assumed my dodo was dead I was playing solo so I dident see the chat msg saying it died I went back to we’re I died assuming to get my stuff back but wen I got there my dodo was just standing there I sall my dead body next to him I went to get it then I checked my dodos inventory and boom I sall a but load of prime and wen I was done scrolling. Down there it was the giga heart gigas learned that day the dodo rebelyen wood not be over taken so esely and that’s why I take my level 1188636364 dodo every time I go sum we’re dangerous
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I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...