Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2024-04-25T17:22:33+00:00

Someone help I have every boss strongest version with no Dino's but this one is to strong please help

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2024-03-27T20:41:45+00:00

Now you know why it’s extinct because there I bet you weren’t expecting this

Stupid

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2024-03-22T17:40:54+00:00

STATS

Attack 727255263727275472

Speed 7176277273837283838373883

Health 8283837296271838263883738292973738

Average level 9999999

. If u run into one in the wild the best thing to do is fly away if you have no flying Dino run or crouch behind a comby do not under estimate their power level

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2024-03-17T13:25:03+00:00

Dodos: I'm better than terror bird

Terror birds: in your dreams 🥱🥶🗿

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2024-02-03T14:19:19+00:00

dodo eats he’s one kind going to kfc now he’s angry he… destroyers KFC

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2023-12-31T11:19:25+00:00

You can breed a dodo smaller and bigger so you can ride on a dodo while you have a dodo on your shoulder and send a picture of it to a pro ark gamer who don’t know about this so they go crazy to find out how

Let everyone know please it will be so funny

And it works on ark mobile

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2023-12-26T22:19:28+00:00

BEWARE NEW PLAYERS

These terrifying little termites will eat u limb by limb one at a time

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2023-11-20T09:34:21+00:00

my dodex just crashed when i set dodo level 100

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2023-11-12T10:37:04+00:00

“That’s one small terror bird” (I don’t know what’s going on)

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2023-11-10T02:25:12+00:00

I wonder if dodos can fly?

* thows a dodo off a cliff *

"Dodo" oof.

Op, guess not.

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2023-10-12T02:11:14+00:00

One time I had 50 dodo with max c4 on it I was whith my friend I said of you don’t give me your gigas I will explode them with dodos let’s just say it ended bad for the gigas

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2023-10-09T19:24:08+00:00

There are not dodos in mobile I tried to find them

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2023-10-07T22:30:33+00:00

TAME WITH A TRIBE

It is VERY STRONG if you somehow managed to tame it it will only be Nonhostile for Five minutes

and after that five minutes you have to run because it will try to kill you

read other tips before tameing you will need them

Pray to god that you will not DIE use them wisely with your five minutes

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2023-09-19T02:22:46+00:00

Omg thank you for all the likes god bless you idk how to say thank you you mean so much thank you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 👆you love my posts I will be posting on char char giga dodo and all wyverns thank you so much for the likes 🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2023-09-15T04:58:11+00:00

I’m still crying about my baby dodo dying to dilo he died 100000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2023-09-04T04:39:17+00:00

His name is like dodo but doodoo so Scooby Doo this s**t

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2023-08-08T12:30:32+00:00

1 2 the dodo Breaks your door 3 4 the Breaks your bones 5 6 the dodo take your Loots.

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2023-07-20T12:42:26+00:00

Just killed some today, feeling good :D

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2023-07-09T18:16:41+00:00

:POV 2 year olds tip: hi Dododex: A HELPFUL TIP MUST INCLUDE SOME MORE WORDS IDOIT

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2023-07-02T16:47:03+00:00

*ark guide* punch dodo until knocked out. *me with 1000% melee dmg* sorry but what?