Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2025-11-27T18:57:26+00:00

If there are Alpha Tek Dodos they should be dangures.😱😂😂🤣

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2025-11-08T20:39:54+00:00

The first time I defeated the overseer I used over leveled dodos, they were good

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2025-08-22T00:01:21+00:00

Where do all these "Overpowered Dodo" jokes come from? Can someone write something original for once!?

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2025-08-13T13:21:54+00:00

Simple dodo trap: ( Dodos can break everything but stone) 1 stone foundation, 4 stone windows, lead the dodo in on a flyer, then place the last window. Now go build the trap and tame yourself a Dodo!!

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2025-08-09T14:58:44+00:00

The most dangerous dino in Ark it killed all my dinos 😨

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2025-06-07T18:59:35+00:00

The main thing you absolutely have to do is make a dodo army (I have exactly 1,000 Dodos)

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2025-05-26T23:13:20+00:00

We have so many dodos but my friend keeps getting more

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2025-03-20T14:47:32+00:00

Real men tame with auto turrets

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2025-01-13T17:52:09+00:00

you should get a dodo cuz they are cool

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2024-12-13T17:24:52+00:00

My dodo Flys I just gave it red bull

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2024-12-02T05:59:14+00:00

BASED OFF A MEME TEMPLATE. NO OFFENSE TO WOMEN.

women: I bet boys don’t even feel sadness

Men: “your dodo (lvl ???) has been killed by ????? (Lvl ???)

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2024-07-19T04:14:49+00:00

Me: spawns in the game

Dodo1: ah sh#t here we go again

Dodo2: see me running at full speed

Me: punching dodo1and2

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2024-06-23T19:48:32+00:00

I have 9 of these, I love them all very much, they have their own house.

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2024-06-20T01:09:01+00:00

The dodo the stupidest creature on the island because it doesn't know how to attack back it used to when the game came out and in certain packs it will attack the human or any other dinosaur but now it's harmless and it will just scream and it is a good support for kibble in kibble is good for taming creatures faster than meet and prime meet.

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2024-06-20T01:04:52+00:00

If you see it:

Run.

It’s the only thing that may save you.

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2024-06-14T07:29:24+00:00

Dodo watches you sleep at night and likes to peck at your (content deleted)

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2024-04-25T17:22:33+00:00

Someone help I have every boss strongest version with no Dino's but this one is to strong please help

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2024-03-27T20:41:45+00:00

Now you know why it’s extinct because there I bet you weren’t expecting this

Stupid

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2024-03-22T17:40:54+00:00

STATS

Attack 727255263727275472

Speed 7176277273837283838373883

Health 8283837296271838263883738292973738

Average level 9999999

. If u run into one in the wild the best thing to do is fly away if you have no flying Dino run or crouch behind a comby do not under estimate their power level

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2024-03-17T13:25:03+00:00

Dodos: I'm better than terror bird

Terror birds: in your dreams 🥱🥶🗿