Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2017-11-24T01:58:15+00:00

Grab them with a Pteranodon, fly straight up and drop them.. there blank expressions of fear will bring joy to your heart

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2026-02-28T11:10:25+00:00

If you see one Run they will instakill you

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2026-02-15T23:19:20+00:00

I tam3d one of these things and used it to kill the alpha king titan. It won.

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2025-12-31T04:59:13+00:00

If you see this cute little dino and you think it cute your wrong they can't be tamed and if they get close to you they will one shot you and your giga or king titan

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2025-11-27T18:57:26+00:00

If there are Alpha Tek Dodos they should be dangures.😱😂😂🤣

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2025-11-08T20:39:54+00:00

The first time I defeated the overseer I used over leveled dodos, they were good

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2025-08-22T00:01:21+00:00

Where do all these "Overpowered Dodo" jokes come from? Can someone write something original for once!?

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2025-08-13T13:21:54+00:00

Simple dodo trap: ( Dodos can break everything but stone) 1 stone foundation, 4 stone windows, lead the dodo in on a flyer, then place the last window. Now go build the trap and tame yourself a Dodo!!

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2025-08-09T14:58:44+00:00

The most dangerous dino in Ark it killed all my dinos 😨

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2025-06-07T18:59:35+00:00

The main thing you absolutely have to do is make a dodo army (I have exactly 1,000 Dodos)

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2025-05-26T23:13:20+00:00

We have so many dodos but my friend keeps getting more

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2025-03-20T14:47:32+00:00

Real men tame with auto turrets

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2025-01-13T17:52:09+00:00

you should get a dodo cuz they are cool

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2024-12-13T17:24:52+00:00

My dodo Flys I just gave it red bull

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2024-12-02T05:59:14+00:00

BASED OFF A MEME TEMPLATE. NO OFFENSE TO WOMEN.

women: I bet boys don’t even feel sadness

Men: “your dodo (lvl ???) has been killed by ????? (Lvl ???)

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2024-07-19T04:14:49+00:00

Me: spawns in the game

Dodo1: ah sh#t here we go again

Dodo2: see me running at full speed

Me: punching dodo1and2

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2024-06-23T19:48:32+00:00

I have 9 of these, I love them all very much, they have their own house.

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2024-06-20T01:09:01+00:00

The dodo the stupidest creature on the island because it doesn't know how to attack back it used to when the game came out and in certain packs it will attack the human or any other dinosaur but now it's harmless and it will just scream and it is a good support for kibble in kibble is good for taming creatures faster than meet and prime meet.

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2024-06-20T01:04:52+00:00

If you see it:

Run.

It’s the only thing that may save you.

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2024-06-14T07:29:24+00:00

Dodo watches you sleep at night and likes to peck at your (content deleted)