
Welcome everyone to the annual Dodo Races! Now you may be wondering, what makes a Dodo race special? Well that's because if you don't enjoy it we stick Dodo the Carcadontasaurus on you! Anyways, these Dodos have been training and leveling up their speed for months, and now we have completed the first race!
First place is.... PANCAKE
In Second..... Gignatasaurus!
And coming in third we have Mr. Flamingo!
Lets hope the other contests do better next time!
Next post will be on 6/29/26
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...