Me when I first started: killing a million Dodds

Dodo: @*@^#^#@^$#(!(!*!(&

Me when I see zomdodo: ooooo kool lemme kill it wtf dat be a tad harder

Dodo:................

Me during da Thanksgiving season: let's go killed another

Dodo: i be like pi*sed off

Me during ark fear evolved:where'd day go????

(Dodo is evolving)

Me: look at dat weird Rex lemme kill it

Dodorex: AYE MOTHEF********R

Conclusion: wildcard why just why

Dodowyvern: Wassup

Me: ;_;

We have a dodo named after one of our buddies who refuses to get ARK. It is a ritual to punch him everyday on our way out of the base.

I can’t believe how nerfed he got. Used to be able to one shot dinos. Nope! Now it is just a bird.

Am I the only one that thinks that dodos should be able to wear hats? I mean wouldn’t it be funny if a dodo could wear the dodo Wyvern mask? Lol.

Encountering this creature will mean your imminent death. If you want to take this you need a tek trap, as they can break metal. It can outrun almost all creatures. It will take approx. 350 shocking tranq darts for a level one and 1240 for a 180.

These are the most dominant species on ark they will devastate anything in their path. Be weary when engaging such a beast.

Endgame Dino. I highly suggest taming with a tribe it’s melee is very strong and has a high range. If u manage to somehow get one you can destroy the alpha tribe with ease. Goodluck though.

These are very dangerous. If you see one run. They will destroy you in seconds if you are spotted. This thing destroyed my level 999 mutated giga and then broke my metal base into pieces, then it found me. To tame them you must have hundreds of feet of distance and use 1000 cannonballs to the head, then feed exceptional kibble, after about 10 hours it should be at 1 percent tame, at that time you will have used 5,000 narcotics. Good luck!

Pick it up

Then toss it up

Make sure your aim is true

Dodo basket ball

Pick it up

Then toss it up

Make sure your aim is true

Dodo basket ball