Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I first started, the first thing I did was kill a dodo. Then I adopted two girls and one boy. I realized I had too many and tried to disown one. Turns out, they die 15 minutes after.😢 DON’T disown dodos or the dodo god will kill you
You:Disowns dodo*
Dodo god: AFTER EVERYTHING WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU
You:ceases to exist*
-Don’t kill dodos or you will die
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