Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I’m reading all the tips in the Taming/KO thread and I’m laughing at them because half of them are like Dodos are biological weapons and the other half are basically saying dude, there’s no denying you’ll get attached to the first one you see😂 I haven’t played ARK in two years up til two days ago and all i wanted it for was the dodos #thatdeep
In the Ark, this is no creature more formidable than the dodo. This terror of mass destruction will kill anything that moves. Not even a tek rex could defeat this terrible beast. To avoid being slaughtered by this horror: step 1: don’t make eye contact. 2: back away slowly. 3: hide and pray it does not find you. Other than this info, there is no escape from the evil that is the Dodo!!!
These are brutal creatures. If you ever encounter one, pray to the dodo gods, do NOT look into it’s eyes, back away slowly and hope the dodo gods heard your prayers… No for real I tamed one and I saw it kill and entire CARBONEMEYS
So pray to the dodo gods every time you go out of your base…