
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me before ark: *playing fallout 4* woo! I killed teh deathclaw!now to continue my journey to diamond city!
Me after ark: *playing ark* woo! I killed teh giga! Now to continue my journey to my base cause I'm lost!
Me before any of this existed to me:*playing pokemon* WOOOOHOOO! I finished the really hard battle now I can continue my journey to the pokemon league!
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Ok to tame it you need a rocket launcher and some bear traps…these things have seriously high torpor and they deal one-shot damage…bring a few rexes for backup just in case the plan fails, once its down you have to feed it 2000 of all types of berrie and if you want to come outta this alive bring a few thousand narcotics. And that was how to tame a dodo!
In the Ark, this is no creature more formidable than the dodo. This terror of mass destruction will kill anything that moves. Not even a tek rex could defeat this terrible beast. To avoid being slaughtered by this horror: step 1: don’t make eye contact. 2: back away slowly. 3: hide and pray it does not find you. Other than this info, there is no escape from the evil that is the Dodo!!!