Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-04-23T22:08:17+00:00

One day I was walking around intill I saw a dodo and it killed a giga right in front of me and I screamed AAAAAAHHHH

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2023-04-23T19:03:50+00:00

Dodo time🦤 🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2023-04-20T07:19:29+00:00

Anyone questioning the pic? That seems pretty sus.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-04-17T09:19:31+00:00

I got killed by a dodo at it did 10 k damage

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2023-04-17T00:08:24+00:00

I was on my giga and saw a dodo……. my giga died in 1.1 nanoseconds

If you see a dodo……… RUN

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-04-10T18:34:22+00:00

Highly dangerous Dino if you see one, Run throw as many grenades at it as you can. If you every lock eyes with it, your done for it will call it’s manager and you’ll be arrested

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2023-04-08T20:39:45+00:00

Bro the picture 💀💀💀whyyyyyyy

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-04-06T18:23:01+00:00

What the hell is this thing , old women from ohio ?

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-04-06T17:51:28+00:00

Meet nugget and his big brother Zeus.

Nugget greet you.

Zeus eat you.

People say zeus is an argy but no.

He is nugget big bro.

Nugget friend

Zeus end

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-06T05:35:10+00:00

Tf is this picture?

Word word

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2023-04-04T19:20:37+00:00

I 3 dodos, Didi, Dede and Dudu they block my path and they are such a pain lol :))))

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-09-20T06:16:49+00:00

One day i was in a server i found a dodo of lvl400 i didn't know it was of lvl400 i was going to kill it but it killed me dodo is great

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-09-11T00:23:11+00:00

I had a little dodo, that I hatched in my shanty;

It was so little, that it replaced a compy;

As a shoulder friend, for you and me.

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2021-08-23T15:00:52+00:00

Me:tames dodo

Pro:haha ez

Me:try it

Pro died to dodo lvl 1

Me:haha watch me tame dodo

Me:tames dodo

Pro:can I try again

Me: y e s

Pro died to dodo lvl 1

Me:Now that’s comedy

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2021-08-08T11:55:00+00:00

What happened to dodo Rex lol. But why I put it in search

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2021-07-26T19:16:09+00:00

I found a GOLD dodo. Food or pet?

Me: hungry

Also me: Berries, punch, tame.

At the same time : slowly dying from both hunger and how flipping cute the king of dodos is.

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-17T16:54:08+00:00

Tame an army of these guys. Make them attack a predator as you sneak behind it. WARNING: Only works on Dilos.

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2020-02-21T15:17:18+00:00

It will one shot the alpha king titan

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2020-01-30T07:29:30+00:00

The funny thing is... I had a dodo at the start of the game... and it survived all that time... until I took it to fight the overseer with me... I killed the seer and created a biiiiggg shrine...

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2019-12-22T09:40:50+00:00

Me before ark: *playing fallout 4* woo! I killed teh deathclaw!now to continue my journey to diamond city!

Me after ark: *playing ark* woo! I killed teh giga! Now to continue my journey to my base cause I'm lost!

Me before any of this existed to me:*playing pokemon* WOOOOHOOO! I finished the really hard battle now I can continue my journey to the pokemon league!

Updoot *×*