Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I’m reading all the tips in the Taming/KO thread and I’m laughing at them because half of them are like Dodos are biological weapons and the other half are basically saying dude, there’s no denying you’ll get attached to the first one you see😂 I haven’t played ARK in two years up til two days ago and all i wanted it for was the dodos #thatdeep
In the Ark, this is no creature more formidable than the dodo. This terror of mass destruction will kill anything that moves. Not even a tek rex could defeat this terrible beast. To avoid being slaughtered by this horror: step 1: don’t make eye contact. 2: back away slowly. 3: hide and pray it does not find you. Other than this info, there is no escape from the evil that is the Dodo!!!
These are brutal creatures. If you ever encounter one, pray to the dodo gods, do NOT look into it’s eyes, back away slowly and hope the dodo gods heard your prayers… No for real I tamed one and I saw it kill and entire CARBONEMEYS
So pray to the dodo gods every time you go out of your base…
How to encounter friendly Dodo and tame: 1st Rule: always have poison arrow and hide in bush while crouching. 2nd Rule: They are best creature and very useful to tame so must be quiet in bush. 3rd Rule: Run up to Dodo and shoot with Tranquilizer dart, Poison arrow, sword, very good spear and kill. if you want to tame chuck a bat at it and it will fall unconscious. Now to feed use all the food in game and you have pet dodo. They can kill: Raptors, 1243759916487 wyverns in one hit, Alicorn, T-Rex, snow owls, Griffen, Megalodon, jellyfish and dilophosaur.
Uses: defeat any boss, can breed hybrid crystal, mega super dodo and poop enough fertilizer in the world.
how to tame a dodo NOTE:IF YOU DONT HAVE TEK GEAR AND A TEK TRAP YOU CANT DO THIS
First you need to place 4 tek traps and steal the dodos egg and run then shoot the dodo with 20000 shocking tranq darts and feed it 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mejoberry's for a level one