Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2018-08-19T16:03:20+00:00

I’m on such a boosted server that if I punch anything living I die

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2018-08-18T00:58:50+00:00

Best dino in the game has great melee and health. If you set them on aggressive they are great guard birds

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2018-08-07T11:37:21+00:00

I pumped points into damage and now i have a dodo that can kill raptors in one shot

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2025-02-08T01:20:04+00:00

The Dodo, useless but iconic

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2025-01-23T08:54:01+00:00

Why did the Dodo cross the ocean?

To find a Dodo island!

Softpaw

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-10-15T19:39:02+00:00

I died to one of these in wild, yes, dodos attack once or twice in mobile after the first time attacked, and yes, i was stupid that i decided to kill a dodo while getting chased down by a sarco, and yes, i didn’t even think of the idea what to do with the meat when im getting chased by a sarco.

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2023-10-09T14:06:31+00:00

Me I like dodos

My friend photos are useless so I did them to carnivores

Me what the-

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-10-07T22:23:57+00:00

😅i love that this thing will make it to ark 2😂🤣😂

—-dude—-

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-10-05T14:14:36+00:00

Friend: What do you do in your spare time?

Me: I yeet dodos off cliffs

Friend: … what?

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2023-09-20T21:06:38+00:00

Broooo I’m not one for worshipping dodos so I punch one and tell me why, WHY DID THEY MAKE THEM FIGHT BACK

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2023-09-15T05:53:47+00:00

Summon dodo Rex by making a ring of dodos make them say Ching Chong bing bong 100 times then get dodo with platform saddle with turret on it put tranq darts in the turret and you have dodo Rex

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2023-09-15T05:04:08+00:00

Guys help my brother turned into a dodo 👆for cure if 30 👆then prevents him turning into dodorex 50 👆prevents him turning into dodowyvern

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2023-09-15T04:56:48+00:00

Omg defeated every single boss on each game with lvl 0 dodo

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2022-05-24T02:44:53+00:00

Ive had huge dodos that could kill a giga no joke

I made a cult with them

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2022-05-23T23:31:37+00:00

My dodo is so dumb he attacted a giga.

He killed me so I hate dodo's

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-22T13:12:04+00:00

I killed a dilo and my dodo comes running and keeps on hitting it ( it can’t gather meat) then next thing I know it stands up and looks at me proud I used to think that it wanted to look like he killed it one year later I still think the same thing

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2022-05-04T10:33:17+00:00

We could bring back the dodo up if you think we should down if you think not

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2022-04-28T11:55:23+00:00

These animals are dangerous although they might be small they are strong once I had a Rex and attacked one it one shot my Rex and then I ran away but it had an army

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-04-27T03:28:46+00:00

Very powerful, and if you are new you should steer clear of them. They are fierce and draw players in by their stunning looks.

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-04-24T19:18:07+00:00

Cheat SDF Dodo 1 10000000000 - this should summon a superiorly powerful Dod without crashing the game, in theory this Dod can one shoot the King Titan and beat Rockwell with ease