Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

Previous Page Next Page

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-28T08:59:32+00:00

Did you know that a level 9999 dodo takes one hour to tame with kibble

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2018-12-23T08:39:06+00:00

I made a home on a rock so high (you need flyer) as safehouse,

There are 2 dodo’s inside =

Emergency food

Møre emergency food

I loved them.....

until emergency food threw me of the rock....

I didn’t have parachute......

I didn’t die......

I love my flyer that reacted fast.....

Thanks emerald!!!

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2023-12-26T17:35:11+00:00

Petition to make Dododex have a tab for Dino’s who can wear armor and maybe a special tab for monke for what tools he could use

~ CPG

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-12-26T14:52:01+00:00

So get a lot of dodo’s strap them with c4s go find a Rex send them in a detonate the bombs

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2023-12-23T20:47:15+00:00

One of the hardest bosses iv3 fought yet,i reccomend using daedons and some rexes and a pteranadon.

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-12-06T00:14:02+00:00

Weird that dodo is.....

Doodo like poop

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2022-09-24T00:52:34+00:00

Overseer versus Dodo who will win? 150 dodo, it eats everything.🤪

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-09-23T12:53:16+00:00

Dodds are super cool they can kill a giga in 1 shot even at level 1🔪🔪

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-24T20:31:13+00:00

Imagine if a dodo was lvl 999999999 and it tried to attack you

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-21T01:28:41+00:00

THESE THINGS ARE NO JOKE! THEY CAN RUN FROM THE ICE BIOME TO HEARBAVORE ISLAND IN LESS THAN A SECOND! AND WILL RIP APART A LEVEL 999 PLAYER!

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2021-04-12T10:05:59+00:00

They do a cute little “toot” when hit

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-10T23:46:53+00:00

Dodos are more powerful then a lvl 450 Rex

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-14T22:19:18+00:00

If you ever run into one of these you have the lowest chance of surviving about slim to none of you do tame you are the king you can take down any Dino except a higher level dodo

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2020-03-07T23:01:04+00:00

Whoever tries to harass a dodo will feel the wrath of the dodo GOD!!!

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2020-03-07T21:41:24+00:00

I'm currently running away from this savage beast it is very strong help

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2020-02-16T12:54:09+00:00

These guys are so o.p it takes three basic kibble to tame it if you end up taming this god bring him to your boss fights

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2020-01-23T20:03:48+00:00

Be scared... be very scared... these terrifying creatures will trample anything in their path. Do not attempt to kill without an army of high level Rexes!!!

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2020-01-02T18:11:53+00:00

So...some people think I'm a youtuber... wow. I'm special. I only called her clive cuz I have no other names but bob,bob ross, Jim,jimbob,bobjim and Bobby boi.

I wish I was a youtuber. That'd be noice.

Maybe one day I'll be a youtuber.

Updoot and stay hydrated.

Also clives doin great ya'll don't need to worry.

Mah best regards to all you ark players.

Also if I was a youtuber I probably wouldn't post here...I'd just research.or look at memes.

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2019-12-21T04:31:24+00:00

the first thing we talked about doing the change for a dodo!

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2018-09-16T17:33:12+00:00

Went to explore a cave with this thing. Destroyed everything in its path. I think it might be too good for the whole game.