Papyrus: SAAAANS! I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE, AND IN STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS! *distorted nyeh-heh-hehs*

Sans: i snorted a suitcase full of Pepsi

High Papyrus: *stares in cocaine*

We have a dodo named after one of our buddies who refuses to get ARK. It is a ritual to punch him everyday on our way out of the base.

SHOULD I BREED MAX LEVEL DODOS AND FIGHT THE GAMMA MEGAPITHECUS WITH THEM????

I have played 200 hours of ark and I have never fought a more feirce and terrifying animal do not engage with these rabid monsters

These are the most dominant species on ark they will devastate anything in their path. Be weary when engaging such a beast.

I can’t believe how nerfed he got. Used to be able to one shot dinos. Nope! Now it is just a bird.

Uh...guys? I have a lvl 2 alpha dodo outside my base

Any tips?

Its getting closer...

Pick it up

Then toss it up

Make sure your aim is true

Dodo basket ball

Weird that dodo is.....

Doodo like poop

Endgame Dino. I highly suggest taming with a tribe it’s melee is very strong and has a high range. If u manage to somehow get one you can destroy the alpha tribe with ease. Goodluck though.