Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-10-15T19:39:02+00:00

I died to one of these in wild, yes, dodos attack once or twice in mobile after the first time attacked, and yes, i was stupid that i decided to kill a dodo while getting chased down by a sarco, and yes, i didn’t even think of the idea what to do with the meat when im getting chased by a sarco.

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-07-20T08:34:35+00:00

Chickenzilla

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2022-07-16T16:37:56+00:00

They are the strongest Dino in the game trust me

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-16T08:04:33+00:00

He protec, he attac, but most importantly he don’t do dat.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2022-07-15T22:36:10+00:00

I have PTSD from these vicious monsters.

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2022-07-14T18:11:34+00:00

I hate/love how you just keep hitting them till they get mocked out then shove some berries in its mouth 🤣

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-24T20:31:13+00:00

Imagine if a dodo was lvl 999999999 and it tried to attack you

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2021-04-21T01:28:41+00:00

THESE THINGS ARE NO JOKE! THEY CAN RUN FROM THE ICE BIOME TO HEARBAVORE ISLAND IN LESS THAN A SECOND! AND WILL RIP APART A LEVEL 999 PLAYER!

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-12T10:05:59+00:00

They do a cute little “toot” when hit

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-10T23:46:53+00:00

Dodos are more powerful then a lvl 450 Rex

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-20T01:15:39+00:00

Punch it till it falls and shove narcoberries in its butt.

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2021-03-03T05:29:29+00:00

Do not look it in the eyes for it posseses the most powerful visual dinojutsu known to dino's and humans

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2020-01-23T20:03:48+00:00

Be scared... be very scared... these terrifying creatures will trample anything in their path. Do not attempt to kill without an army of high level Rexes!!!

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2020-01-02T18:11:53+00:00

So...some people think I'm a youtuber... wow. I'm special. I only called her clive cuz I have no other names but bob,bob ross, Jim,jimbob,bobjim and Bobby boi.

I wish I was a youtuber. That'd be noice.

Maybe one day I'll be a youtuber.

Updoot and stay hydrated.

Also clives doin great ya'll don't need to worry.

Mah best regards to all you ark players.

Also if I was a youtuber I probably wouldn't post here...I'd just research.or look at memes.

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-21T04:31:24+00:00

the first thing we talked about doing the change for a dodo!

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2019-12-08T10:36:29+00:00

Who knows this meme?

Creeper aw man

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2019-11-16T13:28:49+00:00

Dodos are beings bigger than my mother which is ten times bigger than The Titan King.

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2018-09-16T17:33:12+00:00

Went to explore a cave with this thing. Destroyed everything in its path. I think it might be too good for the whole game.

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2018-09-11T17:14:07+00:00

I tamed a dodo once... it had “attack target” on. It killed my raptor when I tried taming it

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2018-09-08T08:21:10+00:00

Dosis are the best creature in ark you can kill all the bosses in ark with one of these legends on level 1