Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
When I tamed my first dodo, I was in distraught, because before that I had…
When I tamed my first dodo, I was in distraught, because before that I had lost my favourite wyvern and my life, so to cheer me up while I was waiting for someone to pick me up in their skiff, I decided to tame my first dodo, so I did I played with him for ten minutes, once the guy came to pick me up, I carried the dodo with me, once we were high up in the air, I accidentally pressed r2 while putting my controller down, and he fell to his death, I couldn’t help but laugh, but it turns out that on the server I’m on, tames can’t take fall damage, so rn he’s in the middle of nowhere 😂
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...