Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
So...some people think I'm a youtuber... wow. I'm special. I only called her…

So...some people think I'm a youtuber... wow. I'm special. I only called her clive cuz I have no other names but bob,bob ross, Jim,jimbob,bobjim and Bobby boi.
I wish I was a youtuber. That'd be noice.
Maybe one day I'll be a youtuber.
Updoot and stay hydrated.
Also clives doin great ya'll don't need to worry.
Mah best regards to all you ark players.
Also if I was a youtuber I probably wouldn't post here...I'd just research.or look at memes.
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...