Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2024-10-09T05:16:25+00:00

My first tame was a diplo

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score 2 · Answer 2 · 2023-12-24T18:18:56+00:00

I named a dodo palestine and israel and i made them 2 fight my dodo named palestine won and i gave palestine israel meat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (not to offend people who live or died in these countries)

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2023-12-21T00:42:33+00:00

tribe mate: man i hate that guy.

Me: i have idea……

*tames dodo and put C4 detonator on it and goes to guys house*

Me: here a present!

Guy they don’t like: thanks!

*when puts dodo inside*

Me: now shove this down ya throat. *beep*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Tribemate: at least he is gone and we can loot him.

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2023-12-20T15:54:33+00:00

I fought against a giga with all my animals. But my dodo ran away… he’s just a chicken.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2023-12-06T23:25:22+00:00

Papyrus: SAAAANS! I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE, AND IN STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS! *distorted nyeh-heh-hehs*

Sans: i snorted a suitcase full of Pepsi

High Papyrus: *stares in cocaine*

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2023-02-21T21:38:12+00:00

You can get them sick and unleash them on a base and get everyone sick !

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2022-05-03T09:31:49+00:00

All hail the almighty level 1000 dodo im not worthy

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2022-04-15T17:12:00+00:00

Oh my God they are everywhere.

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-06T16:19:43+00:00

Once a single dodo killed me and three of my dilo's.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2025-08-04T22:47:45+00:00

Found a giant ridable dodo in the world today and when ridden he turns your character huge

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2023-11-24T21:37:54+00:00

I TAMED EVERY SINGLE ONE BUT GOT THEM ALL KILLED BY TWO ALLOS

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-11-24T19:42:30+00:00

warning Do Not Feed to spinosaurs with mega rabies

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2023-01-25T10:26:00+00:00

why do baby and juvenile ones give better meat

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2023-01-19T12:46:32+00:00

this dinosaur can kill a max level giga while level 1m

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2023-01-16T05:44:29+00:00

Me: Hey dodo where are your cousins

Dodo: why do you ask

Me: I want chicken nuggets and wings

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2023-01-06T20:50:55+00:00

ALL HAIL THE DODOS OR WERE DEAD AND THE DODO GODS WILL RULE THE ARK.

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2023-01-05T00:27:06+00:00

I some times I have an army of Dodos attack a spino of something to watch Dodos feel pain

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2022-04-04T18:30:46+00:00

You will need 999999999999 alpha Rex’s to kill ONE

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2022-03-26T03:41:28+00:00

Dude what are you doing here acting dumb because u wanna tame the weakest dino in ark lol

(no offense)

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2022-03-20T04:12:50+00:00

IRONY I had at the very start of the game a dodo and I died by a raptor and never saw him again until like day 150 and he was sitting there right next to my house so I bring him home and……BOOM! A bro to got hit by my wooden spikes and it got angry and wiped its tale at me and my dodo and the dodo died but not me. Not even a day after I found him again he dies.