Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
DODO TALES
Jerboa the dodo killed the rock drack.
Squidie the dodo ripped the reaper king’s tongue off.
Therefore adventurer the dodo bited the the eye off of the leech.
Onward the dodo ate Rockwell’s tenticals off and ripped his eye off.
Noriamo the dodo ripped the tongue off the mammoth and ate his tusks.
Forinaria the dodo ripped the eye off a lamprey and ate it in half.
Gorino turok the dodo killed the morellatops and ripped the tongue off.
Urinia darinuri the dodo ripped the eye off of the titan and bited the body.
Gorinuro koral the dodo killed the noglin and ripped the tongue off.
By: dodo gurino kuroka
Words by: dodo quroka gorinarino
Names by: dodo ruroka lorokio
Illustrated by: dodo poroka gorino
A break as sharp as a knife
He ganna take your life
He makes the river turn red!
You better run before your dead!
Hes ganna take his beak
And throw you off a peak!
Hes ganna take his wing!
And make your ears ring!
Hes made himself rich!
Its ganna make you twitch!
He is the dodo!
That's his modo !
-kiraXwolf
My love for Dodos will never die. No matter how many times I stop playing Ark everytime I come back I constantly have an army of Dodos. The rest of my tribe always tell me to have an army of something else, something that will actually do some damage but I ignore them. I actually had a whole pen made and named each Dodo after a character from the show Angel with a sign on the pen labeled Dodo Investigations. Also have a big obsession with placing the large taxidermy stand on Dodo beach on Rag so there will be a Giant Dodo overlooking the ocean.