Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
A break as sharp as a knife He ganna take your life He makes the river turn…

A break as sharp as a knife
He ganna take your life
He makes the river turn red!
You better run before your dead!
Hes ganna take his beak
And throw you off a peak!
Hes ganna take his wing!
And make your ears ring!
Hes made himself rich!
Its ganna make you twitch!
He is the dodo!
That's his modo !
-kiraXwolf
More Dodo Funny Tips
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...