Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
DODO TALES Jerboa the dodo killed the rock drack. Squidie the dodo ripped…

DODO TALES
Jerboa the dodo killed the rock drack.
Squidie the dodo ripped the reaper king’s tongue off.
Therefore adventurer the dodo bited the the eye off of the leech.
Onward the dodo ate Rockwell’s tenticals off and ripped his eye off.
Noriamo the dodo ripped the tongue off the mammoth and ate his tusks.
Forinaria the dodo ripped the eye off a lamprey and ate it in half.
Gorino turok the dodo killed the morellatops and ripped the tongue off.
Urinia darinuri the dodo ripped the eye off of the titan and bited the body.
Gorinuro koral the dodo killed the noglin and ripped the tongue off.
By: dodo gurino kuroka
Words by: dodo quroka gorinarino
Names by: dodo ruroka lorokio
Illustrated by: dodo poroka gorino
More Dodo Funny Tips
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...