Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Game time! Alright, first make an area, SMALL, then get two dodos, afterwards set them in the arena on aggressive, unclaim them, and watch as the fight to the death, use the winning dodo over and over again, he will be the grand champion, great for playing multiplayer.
(If you really want to get competitive, breed them, fully imprinted, over and over, to create super dodos.)
DODO TALES
Jerboa the dodo killed the rock drack.
Squidie the dodo ripped the reaper king’s tongue off.
Therefore adventurer the dodo bited the the eye off of the leech.
Onward the dodo ate Rockwell’s tenticals off and ripped his eye off.
Noriamo the dodo ripped the tongue off the mammoth and ate his tusks.
Forinaria the dodo ripped the eye off a lamprey and ate it in half.
Gorino turok the dodo killed the morellatops and ripped the tongue off.
Urinia darinuri the dodo ripped the eye off of the titan and bited the body.
Gorinuro koral the dodo killed the noglin and ripped the tongue off.
By: dodo gurino kuroka
Words by: dodo quroka gorinarino
Names by: dodo ruroka lorokio
Illustrated by: dodo poroka gorino