We have a dodo named after one of our buddies who refuses to get ARK. It is a ritual to punch him everyday on our way out of the base.

I have played 200 hours of ark and I have never fought a more feirce and terrifying animal do not engage with these rabid monsters

SHOULD I BREED MAX LEVEL DODOS AND FIGHT THE GAMMA MEGAPITHECUS WITH THEM????

These are the most dominant species on ark they will devastate anything in their path. Be weary when engaging such a beast.

I can’t believe how nerfed he got. Used to be able to one shot dinos. Nope! Now it is just a bird.

Uh...guys? I have a lvl 2 alpha dodo outside my base

Any tips?

Its getting closer...

Pick it up

Then toss it up

Make sure your aim is true

Dodo basket ball

Papyrus: SAAAANS! I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE, AND IN STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS! *distorted nyeh-heh-hehs*

Sans: i snorted a suitcase full of Pepsi

High Papyrus: *stares in cocaine*

Endgame Dino. I highly suggest taming with a tribe it’s melee is very strong and has a high range. If u manage to somehow get one you can destroy the alpha tribe with ease. Goodluck though.

IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!

I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...