
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I’m a dodo,
If I could fly I’d fly solo,😔
I wish I had elbows..😔
I want tobacco to deepen my sorrows..
oh.., I need to strengthen my ego.
I get vertigo when you punch me (yea)
Don’t wanna be your lunchy..(nope)
Cause’ I’m sick of gettin’ munchied (uh huh)
Don’t touch me, no don’t judge me, I’m not crazy..
You make me hazy… when you punch me..
Game time! Alright, first make an area, SMALL, then get two dodos, afterwards set them in the arena on aggressive, unclaim them, and watch as the fight to the death, use the winning dodo over and over again, he will be the grand champion, great for playing multiplayer.
(If you really want to get competitive, breed them, fully imprinted, over and over, to create super dodos.)
In order to tame this beast of a Dino u must first have a 10x10 tek foundation with 180 door frames surrounding it then build a tek ramp to get the dodo stuck in the tek trap then use a voidwyrm to damage it to near 2 health after that u need to cryopod it before it uses its super attack and demolishes ur trap which it does instantly bye the way after that u need to cryo it to the lava and hope it doesn’t die which after it becomes a fire dodo then claim it,it is a very hard tame but it is all worth it for the dodo eggs it creates (sorry for the broken English)