
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
TOTAL EMERGENCE: alpha level dodo (level dodo, highest level in ark, only dodos acces this level) spotted at less than 500 km from my base, and my best tame is a 150 giga, that cannot be compared to a lvl 1 dodo, and this is an alpha (lvl dodo), it is getting closer, PLEASE HELP
Me when I first started: killing a million Dodds
Dodo: @*@^#^#@^$#(!(!*!(&
Me when I see zomdodo: ooooo kool lemme kill it wtf dat be a tad harder
Dodo:................
Me during da Thanksgiving season: let's go killed another
Dodo: i be like pi*sed off
Me during ark fear evolved:where'd day go????
(Dodo is evolving)
Me: look at dat weird Rex lemme kill it
Dodorex: AYE MOTHEF********R
Conclusion: wildcard why just why
Dodowyvern: Wassup
Me: ;_;