A level 3 (tamed) killed my paramour on 10 health

Rip for Bryan

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So when I was playing ark I found a level 268 dodo I wanted to punch it but I quickly realized it fights so I got killed and when I came back to my body I saw him poop right next to my body

Strongest thing in the game. Gotta tame it

Fun fact: Dodos are so strong they can lift a stick!

Tame about 20 and upgrade in attack and health and these garden flamingos will pick a giga clean in less than 40 seconds

This is the most terrifying creatures ever it remember too bring a fully mutated lvl 250 giga and tek rifle

Players beware... The Dodo is unmistakably the most vicious, dangerous and aggressive in Ark. It will insta kill you and all your tames and can break even Tek. It moves super fast and can use its wings to fly. When flying, the dodo will pick you up and drop you from the Height limit. This thing ruined my entire base and killed my level 200 Rex. Don’t let it do the same to you.

Lol

If you’ve played Jurassic World Evolution, you’ll get this reference. These are good for

Security:just get a 450

Entertainment:dodo fight club

Science:teaching what swamp fever does

Seriously, does anyone get that reference?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This guy will kill u

It absolutely true

"Yay I tamed a dodo!" Then a guy comes and kills it lol

Your searching the bush’s

Your friend shushes.

But it’s to late, as it watches.

You hear a sound, a sound so loud,

And then you know, something’s around.

Your friend runs, trying to survive.

But then you see, he slowly dies.

You scream in horror, but you do it quietly.

But it hears you, creeping up silently.

The bushes start shaking,

And the ground starts quaking.

But then you see, something cute emerges.

And on your arm it perches.

But you feel a pain, and look at your arm.

Then you see, all the harm.

Then you realize, it killed your friend.

But it’s to late, it’s dragged you to its den.

Me: Kill the dodo!

Dodo: SUMMON THE DODO REX

You can not convince me that a dodo can’t take out a Giga max lvl

(Longer version)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

When I’m raiding with dodos

I know what to do

Strap a bomb to their beak

Throw it in a base watch them flee

Roses are red

Violets are blue

When I’m raiding with dodos

I know what to do

Easily the best Dino in the game

Once I hade on dodo.his name was dodo and once I died by a sarco and I was mad so I played some where far from that area and then I went back to that same place because I thought the sarco was gone and it was not gone and I got scared but then I realized that it was all covered in blood and the was my dodo and I was very proud of him and made him the dodo king (but not long after all that happened he died by a dilo lol🥺😭😂)

When you encounter a giga hold up your Dodo and say yeetus deletus giga will get yeeted (its just a joke don't actually try it)

Audience: These are viscious animals we’re talking about.

Dino Expert: I agree. Dodos hunt in packs and destroy everything in their way. Which is why we keep them away from eachother.

Audience: Or we can just kill them.

Dino Expert: How?

Once someone has a dodo then they have a dodo army

I went to the dungeon in mobile now I understand why everyone says they are so strong