
Me when I first started: killing a million Dodds
Dodo: @*@^#^#@^$#(!(!*!(&
Me when I see zomdodo: ooooo kool lemme kill it wtf dat be a tad harder
Dodo:................
Me during da Thanksgiving season: let's go killed another
Dodo: i be like pi*sed off
Me during ark fear evolved:where'd day go????
(Dodo is evolving)
Me: look at dat weird Rex lemme kill it
Dodorex: AYE MOTHEF********R
Conclusion: wildcard why just why
Dodowyvern: Wassup
Me: ;_;
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...