
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I tamed for my frist tame and right away i was the most powerful in the whole server i killed the top tribe and i then tamed more dodos and i was the most powerful in THE WHOLE ARK be cearful of me and THE DODO
Server dude was just killed by hes own dodo
ME he has gone Rogue
My tribe RUN!!!!!!
—the dude—
I met a dodo once. It was lvl 50. I saw its egg. Took the egg. The dodo chased me for ages. Finally made it back to base. Dodo was still followin me. So I beat it with my puny lvl 16 fists. The dodo ran off and...then a FRIGGIN OVIRAPTOR STOLE THE EGG! And I saw a dodo of a lower lvl tamed it then got bored of it and yeeted it off teh cliff I live on. And kept the second dodo egg I got safe till I was indoors. This could of been any creatures egg I stole but it had to be a DODO!
Updoot plz and stay hydrated.
You have captured a wild dodo!
Attacks:
- Peck (999999999 dmg)
Evolutions:
Dodo-> Terror bird-> Therizinosaurus
Decription:
ARK: SE's strongest creature known as the "Dodo" is humiliated by Giganotosauruses, Spinosauruses, Rexes, Mosasauruses,etc for its speed and scared temparent. But the "Dodo" Finally decided to wipe out their temparent and become aggressive against the aggressors.
I didn’t realise how big they could get until it was time to move base and I had to take out the entire door and wall just to get this whole overgrown rotisserie outta my hut man 😭
Jimmothy I knew I shouldn’t have left you unattended with the feeding trough while I went adventuring!
Dino Diaries
This morning I woke up and was going to go get ready to fight the Overseer when I heard an over abundance of dodo sounds. I went out in front of my sister’s and my base to find 600 dodos with my sister in front. I asked where all of our boss battling dinos were and she said that I told her that the dodos were the most powerful and OP tames since they were so easy to tame. Unfortunately, I had already started going into the Tek cave so we had to fight the Overseer with dodos. Spoiler, we lost. We also lost all of our stuff so we had to start all over. I immediately wanted to kill my sister afterwards.
If you liked this go to the raptor entry for next week’s Diary. Up this so I know you liked it.
I had just tamed one of deez and named him food critic he was going to test my recipes and I had made a narco cake.i was a Noob.so I didn't know what a narco berry even was.i fed food critic my cake he fell asleep...then I punched him to wake him up but I killed him...whoops.later that day me and my friend ate cooked meat for dinner...I never told him.