
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Giga and rex: we will destroy anything in our path!!
Dodo:is now online
Giga and Rex: ha we gonna eat him
Dodo:turns into to alpha dodorex and reduces them to atoms
Their atoms:merge
Gigarex:rises
Gigarex we will destroy everything!! Including you dodorex!!
Dodorex:nah I'd win turns them into KFC and eats it like a king
Dodo wyvern:hey man can I have some?
Dodorex:sure
Gigarex dead: why was I so stupid
I have a throne for my dodo that is protected by turrets! If you kill the dodo you get epic mastercraft stuff. Don’t attempt cause I have hidden things like shadow manes and invisible wyverns and yutys around my base! (Invisible wyverns cause showdown manes can cloak other stuff)