Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 25 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-29T00:26:26+00:00

The #1 Dino ever seen in ark that you can get👌

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2025-08-04T12:21:06+00:00

I was trying to tame a Rex but a alpha dodo pushed me off the cliff

score 11 · Answer 3 · 2023-09-08T14:25:12+00:00

DO NOT TRY TO ENGAGE! They will killl everything they see. One dodo can kill alpha king titan in less the 5 seconds. DO NOT ENGAGE!

score 22 · Answer 4 · 2021-01-26T01:43:59+00:00

Ok so people think these are useless beside for eggs not any more strap some c4 to it better then /kill

score 36 · Answer 5 · 2017-10-07T18:51:54+00:00

Legend says that it’s king:dodo Rex and queen:dodo Wyvern,can Only be found in the darkest depths of Ragnarok.to this day no one had found them,and those who dare to search never return..well...not in one piece.

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2025-10-27T05:40:05+00:00

Dodo being punched by player: Papa help!😭😭😭

Dodo rex comes in and John cena music plays

score 25 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-18T01:10:37+00:00

Dodo is the most legendary creature in ark

score 7 · Answer 8 · 2024-08-01T04:17:15+00:00

Me: logging in to my new single player world

Dodo: OH NO it’s a player

Me: oooh dat dodo look yummy

Few punches later …..

Me: ooh ooh ooooh dat fat dodo is G00D

Me: eats dodo clean

🦴🦴🦴🦴🍖🍖

score 7 · Answer 9 · 2024-08-01T04:10:28+00:00

Dodo are rats sometimes and I love rats so I love dodos name ur dodo de greatest RAT EVER except mine

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2026-04-03T00:20:30+00:00

You just need two dodos and breed your army and storm a base

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2026-01-09T23:18:51+00:00

TOTAL EMERGENCE: alpha level dodo (level dodo, highest level in ark, only dodos acces this level) spotted at less than 500 km from my base, and my best tame is a 150 giga, that cannot be compared to a lvl 1 dodo, and this is an alpha (lvl dodo), it is getting closer, PLEASE HELP

score 24 · Answer 12 · 2020-03-31T14:03:01+00:00

You need to feed it artifacts to tame it dispite what dodo dex and the wiki tell you,its kibble is the overseers dead body.

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2025-07-11T17:56:12+00:00

I bred a dodo and it was born with tiny feet like no ankles 🤣😆 and I thought it was stuck so I picked it up and I only saw tiny feet

score 7 · Answer 14 · 2024-07-02T02:05:27+00:00

Imagine dying to a level 350 dodo 😂😂

score 19 · Answer 15 · 2021-06-15T14:20:52+00:00

Ark: dodorex dodo wyvern

Mods: dodo reaper

My brain: dodotitan dodoferox dodonoglin

score 33 · Answer 16 · 2017-11-11T19:01:07+00:00

Found a lvl 150 decided to tame it, after taming it was lvl 200 I named it fluffy all I put up is melle, health and stamina, now I have an army of about 15 dodos.

So if you are on 484 beware the big base in the south zone that has brontos and diplos in the yard

score 13 · Answer 17 · 2022-12-15T16:42:27+00:00

Someone had two lol guard dodo's So cute xD

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2026-01-05T04:13:24+00:00

HELP ITS TOO CREEPY AND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2026-01-05T04:08:37+00:00

GOOFY ROCK EATER INCOMING BURNA BURNA (explodes someone's 11 year old base in seconds)

score 30 · Answer 20 · 2018-07-20T15:37:38+00:00

When You hear soft clucking noises it already to late