This is the most powerful creature on the ARK. They can kill anything from a Giga, a Titanosaur, or even the Overseer. They have phenomenal stats, but they are very hard to tame. I would recommend bringing an entire tribe all loaded with 5000 shocking tranq darts. (And for anyone new to the game, this is all a joke)

I don’t particularly remember dodos looking like that

It’s gonna be a lot harder to kill them now

“Hey there what you gonna do with that stick”

“Well see dodo there’s a lot of things you can do with a stick”

*proceeds to beat up dodo with the stick*

If man eat chicken

Man sees dodo

Man thinks dodo chicken

Dodo see man

Man see dodo

Dodo screwed

Man sees big raptor

Man screwed

Never follow a dodo

It’s like in Minecraft where there’s chickens everywhere In every Forrest. Only it’s dodos in every… EVERYWHERE!!! (On the island)

If you search tacos this guy shows up

🦤

I found a dodo recently that was all a dark purple-y blue color with dark green feathers on its head. Instantly I knew.. it had to mine. (P.S. as of this message Grape is having a happy life with her pink and purple sister, Strawberry Grape! :)

Dodo: I CAN FLY AND NOBODY WILL STOP ME!!!!

Life: you can’t fly because I made physics like that.

Dodo: PHYSICS IS HARD AND STIPID I WILL FLY.

SERVER: dodo hit his head too hard

I T C A N D E S T R O Y T H A T C H

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I killed a dodo

And a dodo killed you 😂😂😂

I have gotten my hands on a dodo that can kill a bronto.

Giga and rex: we will destroy anything in our path!!

Dodo:is now online

Giga and Rex: ha we gonna eat him

Dodo:turns into to alpha dodorex and reduces them to atoms

Their atoms:merge

Gigarex:rises

Gigarex we will destroy everything!! Including you dodorex!!

Dodorex:nah I'd win turns them into KFC and eats it like a king

Dodo wyvern:hey man can I have some?

Dodorex:sure

Gigarex dead: why was I so stupid

New players be like : a dodo seems like a nice pet for the house

Changes mind after listening to it squawk for an hour let me know if this is relatable

I bred a dodo and it was born with tiny feet like no ankles 🤣😆 and I thought it was stuck so I picked it up and I only saw tiny feet

Last time I stole a dodo egg...

*shudders* Never...again...

DO NOT TRY TO ENGAGE! They will killl everything they see. One dodo can kill alpha king titan in less the 5 seconds. DO NOT ENGAGE!

Me: logging in to my new single player world

Dodo: OH NO it’s a player

Me: oooh dat dodo look yummy

Few punches later …..

Me: ooh ooh ooooh dat fat dodo is G00D

Me: eats dodo clean

🦴🦴🦴🦴🍖🍖

Dodo are rats sometimes and I love rats so I love dodos name ur dodo de greatest RAT EVER except mine

Ok so people think these are useless beside for eggs not any more strap some c4 to it better then /kill