Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
In a world of monsters, Dinos, TEK dinos, and other monstrous things, one stood out the most. THE DODO 🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤🦤
One day I was walking outside when BAM I thought I saw the perfect KFC dinner. I was all like “Yum free KFC” and the Dodo was all like “Are you sure about what you’re doin boy?” And I’m like “YEAH BRUUU”
Lvl 1 Dodo killed lvl 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
😱☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️😱
Never underestimate THE DODO 🦤. ⏫ if y’all want ⏬if y’all want as well
~Tina originals
Me: starting multiplayer being a noob :v*
Me:*sees a rainbow dodo*
Dodo:*squack*
Me: it talks!
Dodo:*blinks*
Me:*gets da berries*
Me:I’m sorry*punchs dodo until unconscious*
*you have tamed dodo lv 10
Me:*walks around a bit see’s another rainbow creature*
Me:oooooo
Walks up to it*
Me:oh no it’s da raptor
Raptor:*bolts toward me*
Dodo:*trying to help me*
*you died to raptor lv 27*
*your lv 10 dodo died to lv 27 raptor*
Sprinkles will always be remembered 😪😪👏🏻😥😥😞😞