I wish they can actually move

Dum thing

I made a minigame involving wild dodos with their speed set to something ridiculous (setstatontarget speed 9001 or something similar), an ocean platform, painted tek walls and metal spike walls within the tek walls. Whichever wall the dodo dies on, that team gets a point.

These guys are brainless idiots. The Only use is bait😆.

Me:finally a dodo!it’s a girl, I’m gonna get eggs!

My brain:what should I name her, my sister likes miraculous,

I’ll just name her duusuu

Me:I’ll name you duusuu!

My brain:Duusuu, spread my feathers!

Me:stop brain

My brain:Never!

-Eighthop

Had to kill 250 of these…. It was so traumatizing 😳

Dead dead dead dead and died so I kill

When you start off you can go one of two ways. Beating the game. Or making the biggest dodo army ever. As tempting as it is, try not to break the game with your dodos.

I just ate a dodos wife and im happy that i died to the husband

Extremely deadly 2nd to the coelenacanth, punch it and hells doors will open to reveal a demonic dodo, obliterating you in seconds, and ye don’t punch dodos unless u want to then go right ahead I’ll be standing back here, what go ahead… nothing holding u bak

Can we all agree dodo birds are the ultimate meme of Ark

Unless you have a level 1,000,000 Giga never encounter this demon.your soul will be ripped apart if you even look into its eyes😈

I MAXED OUT MY DODO AND IT CAN ONE SHOT A PERSON IN TEK ARMOUR USE HIM FOR RAIDS XD

Try and get this to 100000000000 ups

In America: we kill gigas with dodo

In Ohio: we die no matter what

If you see a high lvl 🦤 tame it if your flying pick it up because if your in a bad situation you can drop it and the foe will leave you to get the dodo and I recommend making a farm out of these

Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo

:Me: Look on YouTube because I really don’t care to tell you right now

:Me: Whatever go away now

:you: okay or NO YOU IDIOT

:my mom: you are to lazy

:Me: no one cares mom

:pets: (silence)

:pets: (crickets in the background)

:you: fine I’ll go look on YouTube or NO NOW TELL ME NOW OR ELSE!

:Me: OMG STOP or Ty now go away already your being so ANNOYING

It’s almost as slow as my great great great great grandfather

How to tame a dodo: bring all your lvl 150+ tames (especially giga, wyvern, Griffins, all the strong and hard to get creatures), bring 7 tribes, all above lvl 300, bring your rarest and hard to get artifacts. Line them all up, they will act as offerings. Shot the dodo with tranqs and feed artifacts.

My friend sucks

He chose 10 dodo instead of the only female raptor I found

BRUH